What embarassing thing have you done today?

pantherRN · March 2014

I just polished off popsicle #3 of the day and it's only 4PM. I fully intend on having #4 before I go out to dinner.

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cakebatter27 · March 2014

A whole roll of thin mints. I am just waiting for the Oscars to come on so I can have my bowl of ice cream.

HairBossMama · March 2014

I woke up at 4:30 this morning and ate 4 pieces of buttered toast.
DH found me sleeping on the couch covered in crumbs.
*hangs head in shame*

ichamommy · March 2014

I didn't feel like taking a shower so I wiped the underboob sweat off with a wet wash cloth and laid topless on to couch while it dried.

ohbaby714 · March 2014

cakebatter27 said:
A whole roll of thin mints. I am just waiting for the Oscars to come on so I can have my bowl of ice cream.

I was going to say "me too" but I ate the whole box. Oh well.

HairBossMama · March 2014

ohbaby714 said:

cakebatter27 said:
A whole roll of thin mints. I am just waiting for the Oscars to come on so I can have my bowl of ice cream.
I was going to say "me too" but I ate the whole box. Oh well.

Nobody asked me to order this year! Waiting to be accosted at the grocery store. Nom nom nom thin mints

lindslalala · March 2014

I bought a 4 pack of caramel Cadbury eggs and have already ate 2 of them. The other 2 will probably be gone within the hour.

bewilderingstar · March 2014

It's more of being ashamed than embarassed...

We found out today that my cousin who is 2.5yrs younger than me is pregnant. She's engaged and just bought a house last fall and had NO intentions in getting pregnant for at least 3-5yrs. DH & I feel ashamed for thinking this way but we're both are bummed that we won't be the special snowflakes anymore in our family this year because we'll have to share the family with cousin's baby too. It's stupid and awful but we both feel this way and wish that we were the only ones having a baby this year.

BUT on the other hand, I'm super excited for her and him and the fact that our little boy will have a cousin to play with who will only be 2mos younger than him.

jrinehart0 · March 2014

ashbozso I saw my first group of girls selling cookies today outside of Starbucks... you may not have to wait long!

Kristen0705 · March 2014

I wore my yoga pants inside out while I was out in public. Once DH pointed it out to me, I still didn't change them because I was I tired to are.

yurmom · March 2014

I was napping with DD and thought man she sure is sweaty after awhile. Oh well...continue snuggling...nope when we finally woke up I realized she'd peed through her diaper long ago. I changed her clothes, but not mine.

pantherRN · March 2014

And there goes popsicle #4. I am also totes getting dessert tonight.

No judgments.

Pooka8 · March 2014

This isn't pg related, but, I dressed up as a sunflower to take my daughter to a kids costume party in our town Piazza for carnevale. My neighbor (who wore a clown costume) told wm that te adults all dress up and had me use one of her costumes. Only a few parents were in costume. Oh well, DD had fun.

Erin1510 · March 2014

It's 2:30pm, I'm still in my PJs, and haven't brushed my teeth yet. I don't feel too badly though since I did clean the house for 2 hours. Lazy Sundays are the best!

Soon2BMrsN · March 2014

I've eaten five (yes, five) homemade frosted sugar cookies! I had to hide them!

kwh33ls · March 2014

I have eaten almost an entire package of these since last night, when I made DH drive me to the grocery store IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM to get them. There are about 3 left and I'm eyeing them......

QUOTE FAIL: Wait, are those like Caramel Delights/Samoa GS cookies??? My husband is near a grocery store right now, and I might need him to get me some.

helloblueeyes · March 2014

Erin1510 said:

It's 2:30pm, I'm still in my PJs, and haven't brushed my teeth yet. I don't feel too badly though since I did clean the house for 2 hours. Lazy Sundays are the best!

Pretty much this but i didn't do any cleaning today, lol.

I think we may have agreed on a girl name though.

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Salsera29 · March 2014

helloblueeyes said:

Erin1510 said:

It's 2:30pm, I'm still in my PJs, and haven't brushed my teeth yet. I don't feel too badly though since I did clean the house for 2 hours. Lazy Sundays are the best!

Pretty much this but i didn't do any cleaning today, lol.

I think we may have agreed on a girl name though.

Yeah if you cleaned for 2 hours, you failed at lazy Sunday! I went to the grocery store with DH and did a load of laundry. I consider this a productive day.

cuntasaurusrex · March 2014

Nothing today, but last night we'd just finished our dinner at Five Guys, and I was standing up putting my coat and winter gear on when I unthinkingly let a pregnant lady fart slip out, and it stunk. Horribly. It was directed at a group of four kids sitting behind me. And I had to continue to stand there and smell it until we were ready to go.

But I'm not going to lie, after I realized how bad it was I giggled the entire way out of there.

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Csltdk · March 2014

I ate two more bowls of chilli for lunch today and haven't stopped farting since.Oh, and I was at work all day

justgery · March 2014

My cousin offered to throw my baby shower... I didn't want one but she got me all worked up and excited about it... Now she's avoiding talking about it so I think she's backing out and the hubby offered to host it (which is nice). So I looked for a nice rest all women. He went to his bro's and came back with the idea to make it a huge party of over 100 ppl and have our family members cook for it... (Long story)

I ended up crying like a baby and giving him the silent treatment bc I couldn't bring myself to telling him how much I hate that idea. So that's my embarrassment of the day.

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tourqeyes · March 2014

I wanted to throw out some cupcakes that are a few days old. But I basically hovered over the garbage and ate one of them before throwing out the 1/8 of the cupcake that was leftover.

beff12 · March 2014

I was just getting ready to take a shower and was examining my bump. My A/S is tomorrow and I noticed how much hair I had on my stomach...gross. I just shaved my stomach for the first time ever, so that was cute.

alohababy14 · March 2014

Erin1510 said:

It's 2:30pm, I'm still in my PJs, and haven't brushed my teeth yet. I don't feel too badly though since I did clean the house for 2 hours. Lazy Sundays are the best!

Pretty much this but i didn't do any cleaning today, lol.

I think we may have agreed on a girl name though.

I'm stuck in quotes, but this is me too. Also without the cleaning. I got home from church at 11 and spent an hour online shopping for maternity clothes and 2 hours napping. Made a PB&J and back to the couch!

princessxena · March 2014

Farted!! $:\$ ">

ichamommy · March 2014

I have another one. I made an angel food cake and ended up screwing up the seven minute frosting (first time making it though) so I just flipped it over on the cake plate and have been eating the cake with a fork (and my fingers) all day. Classy.

ichamommy · March 2014

And a pic

mamatomp · March 2014

I ate peanut butter out of the jar. Like a LOT. With my finger. That's right-- no spoon. Just sticking my finger right in! Then I decided I needed a better utensil.. In go the Oreos. I've basically eaten junk all day. Currently trying to decide which kind of cereal I want a bowl of before I shower...

Pinksundrops · March 2014

Love how all these are about food

. @literachick I LOL'd at yours and read it aloud to my DH and DS 14.

Trying to come up with one and the best I have is I wore leg warmers under my linen type beach pants this evening in 30F degree weather on a date with DH because they were the only clean pants I had that fit.

emineminem · March 2014

I was showering with DH (we're in a drought, people!) and juuuuust when he was getting out I let out a big wet flappy fart. DH was SO grossed out he ran out of the room without even drying off. It was pretty awful. I blame the entire calzone I had for dinner :-S

[Deleted User] · March 2014

I had to take DH to the airport yesterday morning at 6 am since he's on a business trip this week. I totally had on Capri stretch pants, a long sleeveless nightgown thing, a zippy, and knee high pink argyle socks with my winter boots and a puffy vest. I was the definition of "hot mess". Totally stopped and bought gas and windshield wiper fluid on the way home- no shame!

Edit: AND went through the Dunkin Drive thru for coffee and munchkins. Poor drive thru guy.

INmommy871278 · March 2014

I failed at getting up off the couch so DH had to get up and help me up. I then went to the bathroom before heading to change DS, go to the bathroom just to realize I had total peed myself enough to warrant a shower. I called for DH to change DS and when I told him the reason he laughed.

AutumnBonfire · March 2014

I've been at my job for 6 years and often have to drive to other buildings. On my way to a meeting this morning, I decided to take a different road that I thought would bring me right near the place. It didn't and I got a little lost and had to backtrack. I called to tell them I was running late, but I kept the reason why to myself.

I coughed earlier sitting at my desk and farted. The door was open. Luckily it wasn't too loud.

Dcwtada · March 2014

Our dog has this really annoying game where he sometimes won't come inside after we let him out until he is chased back in. Regretfully this is a trait that started well before I was in the picture but the damage has been done. Usually SO is responsible for getting him up and out in the mornings (he gets up earlier) but recently he has been feeding me the line that the dog likes to sleep in and he doesn't have the heart to make him get up...so I go to let him out this morning, refuses to come back in, crouched in the farthest corner of the yard like a ridiculous jungle cat behind a rather large snow bank- normally I would just let him stay outside until he got bored of the game, but it is too cold and I had a conference call so I wouldn't be able to let him in later. Guess who was outside at 9 am, chasing a crazy dog in the snow in nothing but pajamas/my SO boots and sleep hair with no makeup? Neighbors must think I am crazy.

Tl;dr Chased my dog around the backyard through snow in my pjs and messy hair/no make-up.

sxymamakat · March 2014

LiteraChick said:

I went to toast an english muffin and couldn't get the damn lever to stay down. I kept pushing it and pushing it and still the effing thing wouldn't stay down by itself. I got so pissed off and frazzled that I started swearing at the damn thing and banging it into the counter.

DH silently reached across me and plugged it in.............
$:\$ ">

I did EXACTLY this yesterday with waffles. At least we stopped short of sticking knives into it?

shanaynerz · March 2014

Umm I assume this counts...

Yesterday I coughed hard and literally peed my pants. I knew it was gonna happen! Thankfully I was home, but seriously? FFS it's begun!

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