Slap a ho Sunday?

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

I thought this would be a fun thread to do, what do you ladies think? Who is getting on your nerves?!

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

Cashingn2 said:
You.

Ouch!! Totally saw that one coming, Thanks Cash!

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

Cashingn2 said:

Lpegirl2013 said:

Cashingn2 said:
You.
Ouch!! Totally saw that one coming, Thanks Cash!
I'm joking . I'd never call you a "ho."

Right. You'd just slap me!! X_X :-SS :-S

Caitlinh27 · March 2014

DH for leaving me all day today to go shed hunting. It's not really the fact that he's gone for the day, more just that I'm lonely and I miss him. Sundays are usually our lazy day together, and it's back to work for him tomorrow

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

Cashingn2 said:
Haha, I'm not that violent. I also don't really like derogatory terms, tbh. Plus, it's your friend I'm side eyeing, not you....well, I might be eye rolling a little because you believe him but some people are more trusting than I am.

I understand what you mean, I might be side eyeing him a little too, but I still love & care about him... Which might be the reason why I am a little too trusting.

leahraewku · March 2014

While DS is not a ho, I could think of plenty of other derogatory things to call him right now. Here's what he accomplished before noon today....

1. Screaming at the top of his lungs for 45 minutes because I wouldn't carry him down the steps.

2. Dumping an entire can of Pringles on my bedroom floor and stomping them into the carpet because I wouldn't let him have chips for breakfast.

3. Pulling the cable cords from the wall and screwing up the television.

4. Giving me a bloody lip by throwing his bottle in my face in the midst of another tantrum

This is why I drink.

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

Caitlinh27 said:
DH for leaving me all day today to go shed hunting. It's not really the fact that he's gone for the day, more just that I'm lonely and I miss him. Sundays are usually our lazy day together, and it's back to work for him tomorrow

Man that sucks! It takes a whole day to go shed hunting?

teacupkat · March 2014

So we can add this to our repertoire:

Monday bitchest
Twatwaffle Tuesday
wtf Wednesday
And now slap a ho Sunday

Don't fuck with dec'13, we angry yo.

Sadly the only ho I feel like slapping is myself. And I'm not even that much of a ho anymore

(

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

@leahraewku
I'm sorry but that did make me laugh, a little.. I hope your day gets better! I want to drink ALL the wine! I used to not care for it but now it's like mommy juice.

Caitlinh27 · March 2014

Lpegirl2013 said:

Caitlinh27 said:
DH for leaving me all day today to go shed hunting. It's not really the fact that he's gone for the day, more just that I'm lonely and I miss him. Sundays are usually our lazy day together, and it's back to work for him tomorrow
Man that sucks! It takes a whole day to go shed hunting?

For him, yes. Him and his buddy drive a couple hours south of here and go up into the mountains. AND he's leaving this Thursday - Sunday to do it again, but I'll be in CA with LO so I don't really care about that. Lol

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

@teacupkat
Wait am I missing something? WHY do you wanna slap yourself? Because your not a ho anymore?!

teacupkat · March 2014

Lpegirl2013 said:
@teacupkat
Wait am I missing something? WHY do you wanna slap yourself? Because your not a ho anymore?!

Haha, I'm being sarcastic.

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

teacupkat said:

Lpegirl2013 said:
@teacupkat
Wait am I missing something? WHY do you wanna slap yourself? Because your not a ho anymore?!
Haha, I'm being sarcastic.

Well this is awkward

leahraewku · March 2014

@Caitlinh27 I'm reading your post thinking, "why can't he shop for a shed online?!"
Lol. I know nothing of hunting.

myeverything1203 · March 2014

My H Bc he's acting like a hormonal womAn on their period :-L

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

My instructor. I return to school tomorrow

( and she's a little unrealistic with time. We are suppose to tour salons all day tomorrow, everyone else is taking a bus together and I'm suppose to follow around in my car(not excited about using all of that gas) and then while everyone goes out to dinner she wants me to go home (20mins to get home) pump, eat dinner, and drive back to another salon (30 min drive to get there) in an hour. There's just no way I'm going to be able to do all of that within an hour and she doesn't understand. UGH I just wanna stay home and cuddle with my LO.

Caitlinh27 · March 2014

leahraewku said:
@Caitlinh27 I'm reading your post thinking, "why can't he shop for a shed online?!"
Lol. I know nothing of hunting.

LOL. Shed hunting is when you walk around looking for antlers that deer have dropped. Usually in the mountains. You should see the pile of horns we have in the garage. LO's nursery is also decorated with them. Lol

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

Caitlinh27 said:

leahraewku said:
@Caitlinh27 I'm reading your post thinking, "why can't he shop for a shed online?!"
Lol. I know nothing of hunting.
LOL. Shed hunting is when you walk around looking for antlers that deer have dropped. Usually in the mountains. You should see the pile of horns we have in the garage. LO's nursery is also decorated with them. Lol

I totally thought you meant shed, as in a shed in your backyard to store things.. No wonder I was so confused

redmond_steph · March 2014

Caitlinh27 said:

leahraewku said:
@Caitlinh27 I'm reading your post thinking, "why can't he shop for a shed online?!"
Lol. I know nothing of hunting.
LOL. Shed hunting is when you walk around looking for antlers that deer have dropped. Usually in the mountains. You should see the pile of horns we have in the garage. LO's nursery is also decorated with them. Lol

Lol I also thought you meant a shed to store stuff in

jy725 · March 2014

I thought the same about shed hunting. LOL
DH is getting on my nerves today. We're trying to set up the monitor in LO's room and he has zero patience.

Caitlinh27 · March 2014

jyparker725 said:
I thought the same about shed hunting. LOL
DH is getting on my nerves today. We're trying to set up the monitor in LO's room and he has zero patience.

MH has zero patience as well. He gets stressed out VERY easily over things that aren't worth stressing out over. Then I get frustrated with him. It's just not a good time. Lol

fauxvegan · March 2014

I wouldn't call DH a ho, but I am kind of annoyed that he forgot to buy Manny his dog food. So now I've cooked him chicken and rice twice. WTF!! I don't even cook for myself!!!

macadamia03 · March 2014

My DH is a Ho fo Sho. We all came down with RSV. Me then the 2 year old. Then DH and LO. Some how I managed to take care of two children and myself while I was sick but DH can't even function. It's ridiculous. I refuse to baby a grown man. He has now had it for a week and yesterday and today he told me he had to take a nap because he just can't keep his eyes open. What about the this girl who has been up every night with a two month old with RSV? I told him that I might come in and smother him so he shouldn't sleep too hard.

notkateanymore · March 2014

Lpegirl2013 said:

My instructor. I return to school tomorrow ( and she's a little unrealistic with time. We are suppose to tour salons all day tomorrow, everyone else is taking a bus together and I'm suppose to follow around in my car(not excited about using all of that gas) and then while everyone goes out to dinner she wants me to go home (20mins to get home) pump, eat dinner, and drive back to another salon (30 min drive to get there) in an hour. There's just no way I'm going to be able to do all of that within an hour and she doesn't understand. UGH I just wanna stay home and cuddle with my LO.

Are you the one who wanted the school to give you credit for something even though you weren't finishing the semester or was that somebody else? I vaguely remember someday expecting to be given credit for a course or the semester even though they were going to be on maternity leave? Somebody help me out here...

notkateanymore · March 2014

Caitlinh27 said:

@Caitlinh27 I'm reading your post thinking, "why can't he shop for a shed online?!" Lol. I know nothing of hunting.
LOL. Shed hunting is when you walk around looking for antlers that deer have dropped. Usually in the mountains. You should see the pile of horns we have in the garage. LO's nursery is also decorated with them. Lol

Why do you need all the antlers? Weird.

peitri · March 2014

I want to slap a ho. My neighbors across the street and three houses down frequently have house parties (sometimes it's every weekend during good weather). They blast music into the late hours of the night. Last night it woke me up at 11:30 and I was super close to marching my ass down there in my pajamas to tell them to turn it down. Only reason I didn't is because when I went outside, there was several guys drinking in the driveway singing at the top of their lungs and I didn't feel safe doing it. I would worry they'd retaliate in some way. They probably wouldn't, but I would be up all night worrying about what they could do.

I've spoken to them about this in the past, but it was a much bigger party with kids present and not nearly as late. I ended up sleeping on the couch with white noise playing on my phone as loud as it would let me. Went back to sleep when I woke up around 1:30. Jerks.

amberpro · March 2014

Lpegirl2013 said:
My instructor. I return to school tomorrow ( and she's a little unrealistic with time. We are suppose to tour salons all day tomorrow, everyone else is taking a bus together and I'm suppose to follow around in my car(not excited about using all of that gas) and then while everyone goes out to dinner she wants me to go home (20mins to get home) pump, eat dinner, and drive back to another salon (30 min drive to get there) in an hour. There's just no way I'm going to be able to do all of that within an hour and she doesn't understand. UGH I just wanna stay home and cuddle with my LO.

1) car adapter

2) battery pack

3) pump at one of the salons

With any of these options you can pump and still make most of dinner if you wanted. You can totally make it work without driving home.

Caitlinh27 · March 2014

@KateMW I don't really understand it myself. It's just a hobby of his. I'm sure he doesn't understand why I like to do some of things I do. It makes him happy so I support it.

Lpegirl2013 · March 2014

KateMW said:

Lpegirl2013 said:

My instructor. I return to school tomorrow ( and she's a little unrealistic with time. We are suppose to tour salons all day tomorrow, everyone else is taking a bus together and I'm suppose to follow around in my car(not excited about using all of that gas) and then while everyone goes out to dinner she wants me to go home (20mins to get home) pump, eat dinner, and drive back to another salon (30 min drive to get there) in an hour. There's just no way I'm going to be able to do all of that within an hour and she doesn't understand. UGH I just wanna stay home and cuddle with my LO.

Are you the one who wanted the school to give you credit for something even though you weren't finishing the semester or was that somebody else? I vaguely remember someday expecting to be given credit for a course or the semester even though they were going to be on maternity leave? Somebody help me out here...

Close, but no cigar. I never wanted credit for something I wasn't doing. My school didn't want to give me a leave of absence to have a baby, so they tried to kick me out. I took it to the board of the school and they told me I could have 9 weeks maternity leave. So it's all settled now!

2010weddinggal · March 2014

My sister, she is the one that had her baby two months early. Well she seems to have forgotten she had the baby and not everyone else. The baby is everyone's responsibilty but her own, she still partys, tells people to watch the baby does not ask. Last night she was trying to smoke all my husbands ciggs and I had enough and just went off. I was so pissed off, she wants everyone to do everything for her but will not return the favor.

Caitlinh27 · March 2014

2010weddinggal said:
My sister, she is the one that had her baby two months early. Well she seems to have forgotten she had the baby and not everyone else. The baby is everyone's responsibilty but her own, she still partys, tells people to watch the baby does not ask. Last night she was trying to smoke all my husbands ciggs and I had enough and just went off. I was so pissed off, she wants everyone to do everything for her but will not return the favor.

This makes me so sad for her baby.

clhathaway · March 2014

Caitlinh27 said:
@KateMW I don't really understand it myself. It's just a hobby of his. I'm sure he doesn't understand why I like to do some of things I do. It makes him happy so I support it.

I'm guessing your H just does it as a hobby. A lot of people around here do it because they use them a "calls" while bow hunting and it also lets them know where the bucks are hiding out so they know where to go during hunting season. DF has found some huge racks (hardy har har) that are pretty impressive.

For the people that will flame rack hunters, here there is an over population of males and you have to buy special doe tags to get one; that's only during first season and for land owners.

notkateanymore · March 2014

Lpegirl2013 said:

Lpegirl2013 said:

My instructor. I return to school tomorrow ( and she's a little unrealistic with time. We are suppose to tour salons all day tomorrow, everyone else is taking a bus together and I'm suppose to follow around in my car(not excited about using all of that gas) and then while everyone goes out to dinner she wants me to go home (20mins to get home) pump, eat dinner, and drive back to another salon (30 min drive to get there) in an hour. There's just no way I'm going to be able to do all of that within an hour and she doesn't understand. UGH I just wanna stay home and cuddle with my LO.

Are you the one who wanted the school to give you credit for something even though you weren't finishing the semester or was that somebody else? I vaguely remember someday expecting to be given credit for a course or the semester even though they were going to be on maternity leave? Somebody help me out here...
Close, but no cigar. I never wanted credit for something I wasn't doing. My school didn't want to give me a leave of absence to have a baby, so they tried to kick me out. I took it to the board of the school and they told me I could have 9 weeks maternity leave. So it's all settled now!

And you wasted all that dealing with the tragic mess that is your "best friend" right?

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