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OMG my MOM!

I told her I'm being induced on the 3rd and she could be at the hospital only because I knew it would throw her in a psychotic loop if I didn't.

Now she's calling, texting, and emailing constantly and she wants my ex to come get supplies for me, which include Chapstick and a nude colored half slip that she wants me to wear instead of pants. I'm serious.

I told her thank you but im really cool I don't need anything and she went nuts.

So my ex is driving an hour away after he gets home from work today to get a half slip and some Chapstick. He's taking a weapon and one of the pit bulls for safety because my mom sometimes gets violent when she's confused.

Sigh.

Re: OMG my MOM!

  • Holy shit! Thats crazy. Im sorry she is so crazy gamera! Hope everything goes smoothly for your ex
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  • Holy shit, good luck!
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  • artistlifeartistlife member
    edited February 2014
    Your mom and mine would get along great. Mine tried to dress me for church last week. She didn't approve of my business casual attire (pants at church...blasphemy). She was sure she had a dress I could wear. It may have been 6sizes too big, but it was better than pants. She is a Southern Baptist through and through. She likes to pray for my soul since I am Unitarian Universalist. She also sees saber-tooth tigers in the hallway.

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  • Your mom and mine would get along great. Mine tried to dress me for church last week. She didn't approve of my business casual attire (pants at church...blasphemy). She was sure she had a dress I could wear. It may have been 6sizes too big, but it was better than pants. She is a Southern Baptist through and through. She likes to pray for my soul since I am Unitarian Universalist. She also sees saber-tooth tigers in the hallway.
    @gardennymph Get out! I'm a UU also! That's awesome!

    @Gamera3000 I'm so very sorry, but at least your ex is handling it for you!
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  • mrs.tbc said:



    Your mom and mine would get along great. Mine tried to dress me for church last week. She didn't approve of my business casual attire (pants at church...blasphemy). She was sure she had a dress I could wear. It may have been 6sizes too big, but it was better than pants. She is a Southern Baptist through and through. She likes to pray for my soul since I am Unitarian Universalist. She also sees saber-tooth tigers in the hallway.

    That's awesome! I have met a few others on here. There is one on my BMB.

    @gardennymph Get out! I'm a UU also! That's awesome!

    @Gamera3000 I'm so very sorry, but at least your ex is handling it for you!



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  • @gardennymph check out these panties she bought for me! I'm now wearing 7s (larges) but these are 11s! And now I have lots of Kotex!

    Lol she sent over some wacky things and some other things I was actually glad for, like slippers. She must have spent a lot of money on all this and she's really poor so I'm glad I had my ex go get it. He said she was very nice to him (just crazy) and so he was nice back. I'm actually hoping she and my little brother can make it to the hospital on Monday.

    My ex hadnt seen her in 12 years and was taken aback by how nuts she's gotten. She has no eyebrows, witch like hair, and was wearing a poncho. She also sometimes wears things in odd places, like a broach on her waist, or a sash. lol

    He said he could tell she was trying hard to explain herself when she said weird things and just looked kind of scared by the world. He said it made him change his opinion of her quite a bit and now he feels sorry for her.

    The picture with me in it, btw, was taken by my ex. He purposefully waits until you make a face then takes the picture and refuses to retake it. His wedding and other serious event pictures are pretty priceless.
  • That's awesome!  Nice undies!  *whistles*

    My exes family was Southern Baptist.  No thanks.
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  • I didn't talk to her for most of my life. I had to get older and a lot of distance from her before I realized that she's so messed up I can't ever expect normal behavior from her. It's kind of like having a wild animal for a parent.
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  • Damnit now i want to watch sword in the stone
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  • Hahahahaha she DOES look like madam mim!!!
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