I told her I'm being induced on the 3rd and she could be at the hospital only because I knew it would throw her in a psychotic loop if I didn't.
Now she's calling, texting, and emailing constantly and she wants my ex to come get supplies for me, which include Chapstick and a nude colored half slip that she wants me to wear instead of pants. I'm serious.
I told her thank you but im really cool I don't need anything and she went nuts.
So my ex is driving an hour away after he gets home from work today to get a half slip and some Chapstick. He's taking a weapon and one of the pit bulls for safety because my mom sometimes gets violent when she's confused.
Sigh.
Re: OMG my MOM!
Throwing leaves
@gardennymph Get out! I'm a UU also! That's awesome!
Lol she sent over some wacky things and some other things I was actually glad for, like slippers. She must have spent a lot of money on all this and she's really poor so I'm glad I had my ex go get it. He said she was very nice to him (just crazy) and so he was nice back. I'm actually hoping she and my little brother can make it to the hospital on Monday.
My ex hadnt seen her in 12 years and was taken aback by how nuts she's gotten. She has no eyebrows, witch like hair, and was wearing a poncho. She also sometimes wears things in odd places, like a broach on her waist, or a sash. lol
He said he could tell she was trying hard to explain herself when she said weird things and just looked kind of scared by the world. He said it made him change his opinion of her quite a bit and now he feels sorry for her.
The picture with me in it, btw, was taken by my ex. He purposefully waits until you make a face then takes the picture and refuses to retake it. His wedding and other serious event pictures are pretty priceless.