That Awkward Moment When . . .

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• BiggerinRealLife member

  February 2014

  . . . You realize you're giving those awkward lean-over hugs because you've automatically started avoiding anything that puts more pressure on your belly.

    

    

    

  Fell in Love: January 2003 

  Married: May 2006
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• ckred27 member

  February 2014

  Ha that made me think of the upcoming awkwardness when some goes in to hug you and you have to say no because the milk heavy boobs hurt and are ready to leak all over the place

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• isamaraguirre member

  February 2014

  ...you first notice that instead of walking normally you wobble /:)

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• AbbyPug19 member

  February 2014

  You almost make it to the bathroom and then sneeze?

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• speechie517 member

  February 2014

  You realize that you know what it feels like to have been kicked in the vag.

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• babylove4414 member

  February 2014

  You're boobs leak on the photographers maternity gown she had you put on

  

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• MamaFantastic member

  February 2014

  ... you finally realize it's not the toilet bowl that stinks... it's your lady bits

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• sking72 member

  February 2014

  When your SO milks you during sex.
  When your dad tells you your ass doesn't look pregnant. Thanks dad...
  When your dogs won't stop sniffing your boobs (again with the leakage)

  Why do my boobs look so good?
  Then I peed on a stick...

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• jsamuels18 member

  February 2014

  ...you are gassy and something makes you laugh and fart unexpectedly while others are around..."Oops it slipped "

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• MrsMeatball41 member

  February 2014

  When the fart keeps coming out no matter how hard you clench... And your four year old keeps announcing it to EVERYONE at the dr office and store afterwards

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• Bluebird2318 member

  February 2014

  ...getting out of bed in the morning is like learning to walk all over again. (

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• MrsMeatball41 member

  February 2014

  jellysparkles said:

  MamaFantastic said:

  ... you finally realize it's not the toilet bowl that stinks... it's your lady bits

  Less than a few hours out of the shower, no less. Ughhhhh.

  
  I'm so glad that I'm not the only one. I tried switching detergents and everything to see if that was affectingn it. It just came out of nowhere
  

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• WifeofaComposer member

  February 2014

  MamaFantastic said:

  ... you finally realize it's not the toilet bowl that stinks... it's your lady bits

  @MamaFantastic - I love you. Seriously. I'm so self-conscious about this, and I keep telling my DH that I feel sorry for the nurses and doctors who have to get up-close and personal with my naughty parts in a few weeks. DH swears he doesn't notice any stench. Riiiight... [-(
  
  

  
  
   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
   
            
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  
  Natural miscarriage @ 8 weeks - 3/8/2005
  Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
  Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
  "Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
  "G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!

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• MamaFantastic member

  February 2014

  WifeofaComposer said:

  
  

  MamaFantastic said:

  
  

  ... you finally realize it's not the toilet bowl that stinks... it's your lady bits

  
  

  @MamaFantastic - I love you. Seriously. I'm so self-conscious about this, and I keep telling my DH that I feel sorry for the nurses and doctors who have to get up-close and personal with my naughty parts in a few weeks. DH swears he doesn't notice any stench. Riiiight... [-(
  
  
  
  He's a good man! He knows what's good for him
  
  I swear, it could be an HOUR after I shower, and I'm already festering.

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• PoppySeedWindsor member

  February 2014

  ...your husband's boss catches you picking a front wedgie because your undies are now too small. Damn elevator doors. They should just close when I push the close button!

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• BeckyF82 member

  February 2014

  You turn around in a work meeting and knock over a pile of paperwork and folders from your boss's desk because you underestimated how far your bump sticks out..

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• Tferr02 member

  February 2014

  You have a coughing fit in target and your two year old asks you after you stop "mommy poopa?" (Poopa is what he calls pooping, farting and peeing..he kind of combined them all)

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• WifeofaComposer member

  February 2014

  aronie82 said:

  WifeofaComposer said:

  MamaFantastic said:

  ... you finally realize it's not the toilet bowl that stinks... it's your lady bits

  @MamaFantastic - I love you. Seriously. I'm so self-conscious about this, and I keep telling my DH that I feel sorry for the nurses and doctors who have to get up-close and personal with my naughty parts in a few weeks. DH swears he doesn't notice any stench. Riiiight... [-(
  
  

  DH came in the bathroom one day and was like what's that smell.  I was like SHUT UP! I need to change my underwear!!!  RAWR!
  

  @aronie82 - My cheeks are soaked with tears from laughing so hard!!!!  )
  This has happened in our house, too. After that, we endearingly referred to it as "swamp puss" for weeks. My DH says that was the one and only time he ever questioned my feminine hygiene. 
  
  

  
  
   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
   
            
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  
  Natural miscarriage @ 8 weeks - 3/8/2005
  Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
  Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
  "Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
  "G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!

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• amhah09 member

  February 2014

  ...you half-squat with your butt out in the middle of the restaurant to relieve the pelvic pressure/contraction/lightning crotch that just overcame you out of nowhere.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Married 3.14.09

  DS born 8.20.10

  MC 7.11.11

  DD born 5.24.12

  #3 EDD 4.02.14

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• BiggerinRealLife member

  March 2014

  . . . you realize that small objects on counters are no longer safe from your growing girth.

    

    

    

  Fell in Love: January 2003 

  Married: May 2006
  Baby Girl Born: April 2014
  If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you: 

  I am here to live out loud!

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• BiggerinRealLife member

  March 2014

  . . . Your hubby has started habitually and concernedly asking you , "Sure you can fit?" every time you try and squeeze past him. Thank, babe. 

    

    

    

  Fell in Love: January 2003 

  Married: May 2006
  Baby Girl Born: April 2014
  If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you: 

  I am here to live out loud!

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• haziedaze member

  March 2014

  You wonder what the terrible stench is only to realize it's the fart you let slip and now everyone is looking around to find the guilty party.
  

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  BFP#3 8/19/13 Another boy! 17P, modified bedrest and Nifedipine helped us have a termie! DS2 born 4/19/14 at 38w5d.
  
  

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• nycgirlkat member

  March 2014

  You have to abandon cart and run out of Target because for no reason at all you start hysterically crying over nothing and everything and when you get to your car the people parked across from you are looking at you like someone just told you your dog died!

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• KatieGummow member

  March 2014

  Your MIL is touching your belly and then gasps, "what's that?!"
  
  ...and it's your belly button.

  

              
  

  
  

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• MamaFantastic member

  March 2014

  New one inspired by a grandma-kiddo FaceTime session last night:
  
  ... when your MIL casually asks if you can lay out all the (hideous) clothes she purchased for the new baby and send her a picture of everything so she remembers what she already bought.... and you silently look at your husband who is snickering in the corner because you both know 2/3 of those clothes were returned to the store WEEKS ago...

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