I don't care how tired I am or how long I've been asleep, I will wake up instantly if you set me in my crib and I won't go back to sleep.
Engaged 10/2/1202 BFP (a lil quicker than expected) 12/7/2012 Married to my best friend 12/24/2012 Beautiful baby girl arrived 8/15/2013 BFP #2 3/13/2016
Mom and dad, your bed is way more comfy than my crib. It sucks there. So I intentionall throw a bitch fit every night until you let me In your bed. Sorrynotsorry
When you are holding me and we are playing or cuddling I will whine to be put down but as soon as you put me down I will whine to be picked up. Rinse, repeat.
You want to pee, shower, eat, sleep? You can't. I want ALL your attention and boobies. And that weird hugging you and daddy do in bed won't ever happen again
Mom and dad, your bed is way more comfy than my crib. It sucks there. So I intentionall throw a bitch fit every night until you let me In your bed. Sorrynotsorry
I love playing in my jumper. But only if mom or dad is within arms reach and watching me. Did they really think they were going to get something done today? Silly parents.
I sleep so much better when you don't sleep at all because of my grunting and fidgeting. Also, why in the world would you think cleaning would be better than singing and dancing for me?
Re: Baby confession
Engaged 10/2/1202
BFP (a lil quicker than expected) 12/7/2012
Married to my best friend 12/24/2012
Beautiful baby girl arrived 8/15/2013
BFP #2 3/13/2016
Sorrynotsorry
Or
"Pfft, she thinks I haven't figured out a bottle. Oh I know. But I chose boobies!"
I must have moms 100% attention while I'm nursing. She cray cray if she thinks she can make a phone call during this time.
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
Being a baby is fun!
Baby C - 08.23.13
Hehe, thank you very much! He's a ham.
I see you just picked up your razor. Let me sing you the song of my people.
Everyone loves boobies.