Throat Punch Thursday

caranichole · February 2014

I have been waiting since last Friday to throat punch some folks. Who else? Let's hear it...

caranichole · February 2014

I'd like to TP my DH for taking my phone to work with him. I'm having weird cramping this morning and my lap top is starting to act crazy.

tacosandtums · February 2014

DH. He told one of his friends that I'm pregnant. We had decided to wait and tell friends after family, but apparently he just couldn't keep a secret. Now we are thinking about telling family sooner, after our appt. tomorrow, instead of waiting til after 1st tri.

CNJ4EVA · February 2014

DH deserved a TP last night for suggesting I cook before we went out to dinner so that we'd be less hungry and spend less at the restaurant.

nicolette314 · February 2014

Haha, the title of this thread just made my day! Thank you!

BabyGibsonsIncubator · February 2014

Id like to TP my SIL. Her cat of 4-5 years just started urinating on her carpet (happened 3 times) she said its jealousy but theres nothing new within the last 4 months, and she said it hasn't eaten or drank anything. So the logical thing she does? Throws it outside in a cage when its a whiteout blizzard.....I mentioned it could be a health issue and shes like " shes not coming back in my house, ill drop her off at a pound and they can put her down or deal with it " It just makes me sad for her cat. Its so cold out

Supposedly she let her in, but who knows.

BabyGibsonsIncubator · February 2014

ginabina11 SO does this! It drives me insane, especially since he doesn't hear it so it just continuously plays until I get up and turn it off.

squeenut · February 2014

Another mom in my local mama group. She has a stick up her butt, and I seriously would love to TP her. She is making me want to be a hermit during pregnancy just to avoid her ass.

addyplusone · February 2014

I don't feel so throat punchy today.. which is a surprise!

Firemanswife11 · February 2014

@BabyGibsonsIncubator wtf? Can I TP your SIL for you? What a b*tch.

I'd like the TP my coworker because she is as dumb as a bag of bricks. Actually, there are two of them that are serious morons who couldn't take direction if it slammed into their faces. One of them has "allegedly" worked for a dozen or so other similar organizations and straight up sucks at everything she does. UGH.

MrsL2B · February 2014

I'd like to throat punch the driver who, instead of swerving just a little to avoid it, ran over road debris causing it to fly back into my husband's car and tear up his bumper and front left tire. Thankfully it didn't go through the windshield. I really hate other drivers.

BabyGibsonsIncubator · February 2014

@Firemanswife11 yes please! SO called his brother (who isn't the brightest) and said either bring her inside or im calling the police and they will arrest you since youre the one home. SO would never actually call, but it worked!

MrsSinner402 · February 2014

BabyGibsonsIncubator said:
Id like to TP my SIL. Her cat of 4-5 years just started urinating on her carpet (happened 3 times) she said its jealousy but theres nothing new within the last 4 months, and she said it hasn't eaten or drank anything. So the logical thing she does? Throws it outside in a cage when its a whiteout blizzard.....I mentioned it could be a health issue and shes like " shes not coming back in my house, ill drop her off at a pound and they can put her down or deal with it " It just makes me sad for her cat. Its so cold out Supposedly she let her in, but who knows.

Forgive me, but this makes me so angry that I want to TP your SIL too. More than once. If it's not eating, there's a health issue. I love my cats, and thinking about the poor thing suffering in a cage outside in a blizzard makes me want to cry. Maybe she should put herself in that cage wearing a sweater and see how she likes it.

MrsSinner402 · February 2014

Andplusalso - she doesn't deserve to own that cat. I hope it can find a loving home.

stephweldon21 · February 2014

All my coworkers who brought nothing but desserts from walmart for food day!

I woke up an hour early to make my buffalo chicken dip that all of you requested! That is used with CANNED CHICKEN! Do you know what canned chicken does to a pregnant lady in the morning? On top of her already nonstop all day everyday "morning" sickness!

MrsSinner402 · February 2014

stephweldon21 said:
All my coworkers who brought nothing but desserts from walmart for food day!

I woke up an hour early to make my buffalo chicken dip that all of you requested! That is used with CANNED CHICKEN! Do you know what canned chicken does to a pregnant lady in the morning? On top of her already nonstop all day everyday "morning" sickness!

ohmygod. Eww. I love the dip, but I can't stand the smell of cold chicken noodle soup, let alone canned chicken. Charf...

ambmama · February 2014

My boss. He's been promising me a raise/promotion for a few months and just keeps putting it off. Now I have to wait another 2 weeks at least. I'm considering finding a new job, but obviously want to make sure if I do it's before I'm showing and they have good benefits. Just frustrating because if he would just get me the darn raise, I'd have no reason to leave, but hate knowing I make less than my coworker that does absolutely nothing!

BabyGibsonsIncubator · February 2014

MrsSinner402 I wish I could find a cage to put her in. Luckily kitty is inside and the bf (SOs brother) is taking it to a vet at 4pm today. Part of me hopes she still gets rid of her so she has a better home if she is going to get that mad before being logical.

AlliBalleza · February 2014

dorothyzbornak97 said:

MrsSinner402 said:

Id like to TP my SIL. Her cat of 4-5 years just started urinating on her carpet (happened 3 times) she said its jealousy but theres nothing new within the last 4 months, and she said it hasn't eaten or drank anything. So the logical thing she does? Throws it outside in a cage when its a whiteout blizzard.....I mentioned it could be a health issue and shes like " shes not coming back in my house, ill drop her off at a pound and they can put her down or deal with it " It just makes me sad for her cat. Its so cold out Supposedly she let her in, but who knows.
Forgive me, but this makes me so angry that I want to TP your SIL too. More than once. If it's not eating, there's a health issue. I love my cats, and thinking about the poor thing suffering in a cage outside in a blizzard makes me want to cry. Maybe she should put herself in that cage wearing a sweater and see how she likes it.

Right? This makes me livid.

I vote we all TP her SIL.

I haven't had anyone else annoy me today. As always, someone will get under my skin good on friday, lol!

jenndub · February 2014

I want to throat punch and then nut punch the guy that works on the same floor as me in a different office. This morning he told me that he can't believe I still haven't lost the baby weight from Sawyer. His wife looked great a month after their baby was born. First of all, dickhead, I did lose the baby weight. Second of all, even if I hadn't, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT TO ANYONE!!!!!

MrsSinner402 · February 2014

jenndub said:
I want to throat punch and then nut punch the guy that works on the same floor as me in a different office. This morning he told me that he can't believe I still haven't lost the baby weight from Sawyer. His wife looked great a month after their baby was born. First of all, dickhead, I did lose the baby weight. Second of all, even if I hadn't, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT TO ANYONE!!!!!

:-O ok I'll TP this guy, too.

AlliBalleza · February 2014

MrsSinner402 said:

I want to throat punch and then nut punch the guy that works on the same floor as me in a different office. This morning he told me that he can't believe I still haven't lost the baby weight from Sawyer. His wife looked great a month after their baby was born. First of all, dickhead, I did lose the baby weight. Second of all, even if I hadn't, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT TO ANYONE!!!!!
:-O ok I'll TP this guy, too.

I have a feeling we're about to create the first preggo gang called The Throat Punchers, lol!

Fuck that guy.

lrobi13 · February 2014

I will throat punch for you ladies anytime! (+ junk punches!)

I want to tp my lunch. It was not good at all and now I have to keep myself from heading to the drive thru after my dr. appointment.

TheOtherJacobsons · February 2014

I am actually having a good day. Yesterday was my throat punch day and DH apologized for making me late to work, so today is good.

MrsSinner402 · February 2014

@lrobi13 you could get frachos and take a pic for me! I was describing them to a coworker yesterday...
ETA because I didnt know if your name started with a capital I or lower case L!

lrobi13 · February 2014

@MrsSinner402: lowercase l for love! Frachos!! Now that you mention it! Unfortunately they are in the opposite direction to my dr. today. If I had not been late this morning (thanks rubberneckers (tp them too while we are at it) and left early yesterday bc I was feeling awful it could have been possible

Soon...very soon!

femail · February 2014

I would love to TB this older dude in my dept. we sit in a quiet environment and EVERY DAY he eats soup from a textured plastic bowl with a metal spoon, scraping the bowl 200,000,000 times per day. Then proceeds to open a bag of chips, dig around for one, eat it with his mouth open so you hear it the whole them, and repeat. It drives me up the fucking wall!!

heatherjeanp · February 2014

I want to TP the imaging center where I had my first us. The tech was great but she told us that the picture disk they were giving out was having some issues - that people were getting them home and were unable to see the us pics. She has us take photos of the us screen incase the disk didn't work. Well the disk doesn't work. The pics we took aren't great, but they are something.

I called them back today and the woman who answered said that if we put the disk in our home computer it will erase the disk - that the doctor is the only one who can open it. Then she said "no" when I asked her for another disk. It is possible for her to give me one, but she won't. She'd only give it to my doctor if he needed it for a specific reason.

Ass hat.

AndyPants519 · February 2014

I would like to TP my employee, who is currently sitting up front leaning against the counter with his arms crossed because "we are slow". Clean something. Clean everything. Restock the cases. Sweep the floors. DO SOMETHING!!! I can hardly even stand it. If I go up front, I will find a million things for him to do, but he will only do them if I ask him. He has been here way too long for that crap. You know what to do. It's your job. Figure it out fast or we are going to have a real problem. I am tired of babysitting him.

GromMom · February 2014

Man I wanted to tp dh this morning, er noon because he declared that he was getting a hot dog for lunch and ds and I were on our own. When I asked why he said because he had to check on his boat (which is true). I asked him to sit with lo so I could make us lunch and then he was all, what are you making? I was pissed. What do you care?! You are getting a hot dog! I was also in a foul mood because he didn't want to watch lo so I could make cookies (I had a craving) he said I should clean my stuff in the basement, so I did and when he left you bet your sweet bippy I made a bunch of chocolate chip and coconut cookies. Now I just have to decide if I'll share.

I'm guessing none of this is throat punch worthy, certainly Not like animal abuse or anything, just don't keep the pregnant lady away from what she wants...I bet he comes home and eats half the cookies too!

MrsSinner402 · February 2014

AndyPants519 said:

I would like to TP my employee, who is currently sitting up front leaning against the counter with his arms crossed because "we are slow". Clean something. Clean everything. Restock the cases. Sweep the floors. DO SOMETHING!!! I can hardly even stand it. If I go up front, I will find a million things for him to do, but he will only do them if I ask him. He has been here way too long for that crap. You know what to do. It's your job. Figure it out fast or we are going to have a real problem. I am tired of babysitting him.

I'm assuming you're on some sort of lunch break or break while on TB, then?

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