Wtf LO's cold---GO AWAY. We've already had to sleep train twice, guess it'll be three times now. I'm really sick of sleeping in the recliner with DD so she can breathe.
WTF "mutual friend". We go out to dinner for our friend's birthday and 1) you show up late saying you ate at home because you know the sports bar we're at doesn't serve gluten free, organic, hormone free crap which is all you eat. 2) give me a lecture about the poison that is diet coke when said birthday girl wants my recipe for pulled pork (use diet coke in the crock pot- amazing). Which leads us to 3) complain all night long about how you can't find a guy who wants to date you and you don't know why.
WTF "mutual friend". We go out to dinner for our friend's birthday and 1) you show up late saying you ate at home because you know the sports bar we're at doesn't serve gluten free, organic, hormone free crap which is all you eat. 2) give me a lecture about the poison that is diet coke when said birthday girl wants my recipe for pulled pork (use diet coke in the crock pot- amazing). Which leads us to 3) complain all night long about how you can't find a guy who wants to date you and you don't know why.
WTF DH- You are taking your first Psychology course, this does not make you a child rearing expert. If you correct me one more time, saying "well, my text book says this..." I will shove Sigmund Freud up your ass.
WTF DH- When we have plans to go out to eat, I'm not going to cook something beforehand so that we are less hungry and spend less money at the restaurant. Seriously, no.
@cnj4eva That is crazy! It reminded me of a Friends episode where they go to a fancy restaurant and Joey, Rachel and Phoebe don't have enough money so they order side salads and eat the bread.
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Wtf bump, social groups? Really?
WTF "mutual friend". We go out to dinner for our friend's birthday and 1) you show up late saying you ate at home because you know the sports bar we're at doesn't serve gluten free, organic, hormone free crap which is all you eat. 2) give me a lecture about the poison that is diet coke when said birthday girl wants my recipe for pulled pork (use diet coke in the crock pot- amazing). Which leads us to 3) complain all night long about how you can't find a guy who wants to date you and you don't know why.
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