Wake up in puddle of breastmilk. Shirts soaked. Remove shirt. Baby farts.
Decide to change diaper before finding new shirt. Put diaper on backwards. Remove diaper. Baby poops. 3 FEET ACROSS THE FLOOR. Clean poop. Baby spits up. Clean baby. Might as well do skin to skin since baby clothes are lost cause. Sit down with baby. Ahh.. calm.. Baby spits up ALL OVER BOTH OF US! Clean baby. Clean mommy. Clean baby clothes. Sit down. Crying baby.
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I totally laughed at your situation, but I know it must suck! PP is right, it can only get better!