So embarrassed...ugh!!!
jertie
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This is going to fall under the category of TMI - but I have to tell you guys! I was in my boss's office giving him an update on some stuff - just leaning on the doorframe chattering away when all of a sudden - BWAPPPPP. I totally farted. Except - it wasn't a "traditional" fart - it was a - um - a queef. (Queef: blast of air coming from your female nether-regions) They ALWAYS happen to me right before AF begins - no idea why - but it just happens. And - unlike the "traditional" version, I cannot simply clench my cheeks together and hold it in - they are a force to be reckoned with - they come with NO warning and they just refuse to be stopped. (I've even done Kegel exercises to see if that helps - no dice.) So, I start talking louder and tapping on the doorframe (metal) to make as much noise as possible - then beat feet to the ladies room as soon as I can get myself out of the conversation - making quiet little duck fart noises as I'm walking away.
I'm 98% certain that no one heard anything - but still - I'm hunched down in my office hoping everyone will just leave me alone! Anyone else have any mortifying tales to share?
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Re: So embarrassed...ugh!!!
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September 2012: Start IF testing
DH (32): SA is ok, slightly low morph, normal SCSA Me (32): Slightly low progesterone, hostile CM, carrier for CF, Moderately high NKC, High TNFa, heterozyogous mutated Factor XIII, and +APA
October 2012-May 2014: 4 failed IUIs, 3 failed IVFs, and 1 failed FETw/donor embryos
November 2014: IVF w/ICSI #4 Agonist/Antagonist with EPP and Prednisone, Baby Aspirin, Lovenox, and IVIG for immune issues. Converted to freeze all due to lining issues. 2 blasts frozen on day 6!
January 2015: FET #2 Cancelled due to lining issues
April 2015: FET #2.1
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Fortunately for me, I work with kids in a noisy environment, so we all get away with a lot