Because he keeps closing himself in rooms upstairs when we're playing. I open the door back up and he goes backwards to close it again...then screams bloody murder and blocks the door. Roll away from the door, C!
btw, www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com is one of my favorite things ever! I hadn't checked it in a while and I just had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.
Because I won't let her teethe on the vacuum because the cheerios are on the middle tier of the tv stand the the top because she ate her waffle wheel because mommy's orange is gone
seriously tonight I can keep going. These were just while I was sitting here reading these.
Because he can't crawl forward and mommy teases me and sets my bottle far away that I can't reach it to try and get me to work on my noncrawling skills!!
Because I set her down more than arm's length away from me.
Because it's been over 10 minutes and I didn't hand her something new to play with that she hasn't seen before. This kid gets bored way too easily. She's exhausted every plastic bottle, bag of whatever, lid, plastic spoon, random crinkly item that I have left in the house.
Re: Why my infant is crying
Because I took away the wooden toy he kept whacking himself with. It wasn't the whacking that made him cry, I promise.
DS1 2-26-07
#4 Due May 2015
IT'S A BOY
BFP #2: due 6/30/2017, MMC found 12/7/2016
BFP #3: due 10/21/2018
because the cheerios are on the middle tier of the tv stand the the top
because she ate her waffle wheel
because mommy's orange is gone
seriously tonight I can keep going. These were just while I was sitting here reading these.
Because she can't have the tv remote.. Or the other one.. Or our cell phones
Because she can't climb up the stairs (she got up one step :: face palm ::)
Because it's bed time and heaven forbid she fall asleep
Runny nose and cough.
She finally got her head in under it and got stuck.
FFTC: Before I helped her, I took a quick video ... But I did help her. Let's focus on that.
Because I wouldn't let her eat paper. (Seriously, what is it with babies and paper?)
Because the box to the safety gates pissed her off. How dare it just sit there like that!