Here's a game to ease the Monday blues and get some sexy back. Get your favorite romance novel. Use the current time (regular or military if that works better) so the hour is the chapter and the minutes are the paragraph you share.
So it is 9:26. Here is an excerpt from chapter 9, paragraph 26. Don't forget to cite your source. I'm hoping to get some book recs out of this...
Or one big juicy nonsensical story thread, so please play!
"Oh Vasili won't mind. You aren't wed to him yet, after all, and you are no virgin, so one more man before the nuptials won't matter, will it, when you have already spread your favors among so many."
-Once A Princess
Johanna Lindsay
Re: Romance Novel Story Time
""I wash once a month--when I feel like it," she said brazenly, smiling so there'd be no doubt that that was a lie she intended to stick to. "And I've got at least three weeks to go before I get anywhere near water again.""