I'm 38 weeks today and I'm done. I can't keep carrying him around in there and I now have a very limited capibility for taking care of myself.
I'm doing all the natural self induction things now (except sex because I don't have a dude to sex with). I think all my animals support me in this as they've been super sweet and attentive to me.
My ex says I just just go in and say "cut him out please" but A) I don't want a c-section and

I don't think people at 38 weeks can request them anyway. My next appointment is Tuesday (2/25).
I don't want to use a wheelchair. I SO don't want to use a wheelchair. Nor do I want my ex to have to start helping me in the bathroom and tub.
Cross your fingers for me!
Re: Done
Okay so I'm being "ripened" Sunday night (ill be 37 on Sunday!) with...clervical? Idk something like that and then they'll induce labor the next day. The maternal/fetal medicine high risk guy said if I get worse hell do it sooner and since my bp was high today if its also high tomorrow hell do it sooner.
I had a "soft" cervix (not dilated) and was partially effaced when they checked me. Not good enough, but progress!
Coincidentally, while we were at the drs BD emailed my ex (they grew up together). He said he's moving to another state an hour and a half away and since he hadnt heard from me could my ex please give him a baby update. He said hell come back to "submit his DNA" after the baby is born. He apologized to my ex for the "awkwardness" and for being crazy while he was drinking.
Because, you know, all you do is walk into your local DNA center and drop off a sample and then they give you a father award. Just like donating plasma.
Little does this Swiss cheese brained moron (who was smart before the drugs) know, we saw his Barney fife car outside of a bar down the street from our house just the other day. It's literally a Mayberry sheriffs office replica car. Pretty unmistakable.
My ex suppressed an urge to reply that he'd like to stab BD in the forehead and were just gonna continue not talking to him.
Current plans are for my ex, my best friend, and my crazy mom to be at the hospital and no one else. Probably just my ex in the delivery room. My ex and friend will take turns looking after my mom so she doesn't wander off and get into anything silly.
Attached a picture of me today. I can't even wear clothes anymore.