Single Parents

omg it is so slow

What should we talk about? I know lets talk about something raunchy and titilating.

Where was the kinkiest sex youve ever had? Who were you having sex with?

The kinkiest place i ever had sex was at work. I was hooking up with a coworker and he came in to cover a shift. It was almost nine a clock allour residents were in bed so we went in to a laundry room and hooked up.

Ive also had sex in cars with three differeng guys. My current bf, the ex-coworker, and another guy whoi was dating casually, this happened over the course of three years. Inbetween the age of 18 and 21 i was a slut.
image

Re: omg it is so slow

  • Geez you hoe.  Just kidding.

    When I was 19 I has a relationship with my married boss.  Don't judge!  I was 19 and had just dumped BD, who was my first real BF.  Anyway, we worked at a car dealership and had sex in his boss' office. He also used to be able to take whatever car home from the lot he wanted so he'd take a van home every once in awhile. 

    I also dated a cop for about 10 years.  We had some fun times let me tell you.  If you ever get the opportunity to date one...   :D

  • Loading the player...
  • Marines... so many marines. There was tony(current bf), nathan(car guy), sean, mike 1, Mike 2, and Ben(bd) i also dated anotger guy named nathan who later joined the air force. I have a rather large marine fetish. Lol, theres just something about them lol.
    image
  • I get it.  Men in uniforms are yummy.  Like firemen....  *drool*
  • Lol ironically mike one was the coworker and also a car guy. Guys in uniforms... yum
    image
  • Holy shit. I don't ever mention this story but bc @tig594 and I are twins...

    I also dated a married man who I babysat for first, then he became my boss, then he became my boyf. He was about twice my age.Trampy I know. He owned a car dealership so talk about fantasy/power trip. Being picked up in Lambos and Ferrari's and Porsche's and taken on a trip to Rio to meet his family...yeah it had its perks. I was young, dumb, & naive but whatever. We had sex on his Harley while it was parked in a bldg next to his office. We often shut his door and had sex on the desk while employees were on the other side making deals and handling customers. It was intense...until his wife caught on and confronted me one day while I was alone at the office and then later tried to kill me and run me off the road one day after leaving the office to go home. She followed me for miles. I ended up taking her to court for a protective order. Pretty nutso. Apparently they got back together after I broke it off. She had moved out, they filed for divorce, GOT divorced and the whole shebang. Anyway the hottest sex with him was throwing everything off the desk onto the floor and just going for it. Porno style.

    I also dated a Marine briefly who was hot as hell and the one time we had sex was just epic. His mind was blown and I thought he was being sarcastic. It was awesome and then it was done. Lame.

    PCOS // Loss 3/2010 // Single Mom // Natural Birth // DC Metro // Baby Girl Born 2/2/2014
  • Bd was a special forces marine. One time when we hooked up it was because he went special forces on xh after he waked though the restraining order so i had to thank 'sargent buehler'. It was yummy. Also we hooked up on xh and is bed and he pulled out onto xh pillow.
    image
  • Bahahahahhahahahaha @minnesotamomma91

    PCOS // Loss 3/2010 // Single Mom // Natural Birth // DC Metro // Baby Girl Born 2/2/2014
  • eg214 said:

    Bahahahahhahahahaha @minnesotamomma91

    Im a terrible person and i know it
    image
  • It's all good. Great to reminisce about the crazy sexy times in life @minnesotamomma91.

    PCOS // Loss 3/2010 // Single Mom // Natural Birth // DC Metro // Baby Girl Born 2/2/2014
  • Lol im of the opinion that if you dont have great stories you havent lived
    image
  • It's hard to pick just one, but what comes to mind right now was a guy I dated during a time in my life where I only dated a guy "because it would be funny." This guy was a real estate agent who wore those big goth pants with the chains and shit all over them. With leather jackets and metal t shirts. He was 37 and I was...28ish?

    He was literally obsessed with Germany and had a very nice postmodern mad men type house. He also collected illegal automatic firearms and had many other ridiculous weapons that he carried around "just in case". He was really into Mad Max. I realize now that he had aspergers. Oh and he had red hair cut in a 50s flattop.

    He was fascinated by the fact that I was "not fat" and could sit on his lap and once we did it on his weight bench. That in and of itself wouldn't be so funny, but with the whole picture of how he looked and acted along with the weight bench it was pretty lol.

    I finally broke up with him because I realized he wasn't kidding when he made racist jokes and probably really was a nazi. :/
  • Its unfortunate that he was actually a neo nazi at least you got out of it.

    Also im dieing at the idea of a 37 year old wearing trip pants. Bf only digs his out to go work on his familys farm so he doesnt destroy his jeans
    image
  • This content has been removed.
  • Hahaha omg @beccaga16 i heart you
    image
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"