A Peek Into the Future?

Re: A Peek Into the Future?

• Options

  sftbllstr87 member

  February 2014

  Ahhh the life with a toddler! I can't believe how quickly we will be posting these ridiculous kinds of stories!

  Report0 Reply
• Options

  Texasmomma13 member

  February 2014

  I'm so not looking forward to toddlerdom
  

    
  

  

  Report0 Reply
• Loading the player...
• Options

  CaliforniaDream87 member

  February 2014

  Scary.

      DS born 8-16-2013

  

  

  Report0 Reply
• Options

  AprilRaine member

  February 2014

  Hey, this sounds like my house right now!!!
  (His toy truck didn't play with him right)

  image.jpg 1.3M

                    
  

  
  

  

  Report17 Reply
• Options

  carrotcake06 member

  February 2014

  Omg these are awesome.
  
  And true. So very true.

  
  
  
  

  Report0 Reply
• Options

  BellaOso member

  February 2014

  My 26 lbs almost 2 year old spent 20 minutes crying because she can't pick up her 17lbs 6 month old sister. Seriously?
  
  She also cried today because her knee was "touchy".
  
  She was also sad that our kitten licked the piece of mango she threw to him on the floor.
  
  Toddlers are crazy bastards. You just learn to laugh at it, mostly.
  
  Oh, and she likes to get in the jumperoo whenever I want to put LO in it. She hated the damn thing and never sat in it without screaming bloody murder when she was an infant and fit in the damn thing. We declared it a waste of money until it turned out LO liked it. Now it is personal affront if we put the baby in it.
  
  They are like handsy, drunk, belligerent frat boys who don't know how to whisper and will declare stuff like, "I'm only eating orange things today" arbitrarily. Go home toddler. You're drunk. 
  

  
  

  
  
  

  Report23 Reply
• Options

  Marvel1013 member

  February 2014

  I wish I got a picture.. But DS threw a fit because I asked him to clean his toys up but he said he was to strong to clean them up and refused to do it
  

  

  ~may siggy challenge~

  
  

  
  

  Report5 Reply
• Options

  MommyAmes2 member

  February 2014

  DS cried because I threw away napkins from a restaurant.....They were his pets.

           

        

  Report14 Reply
• Options

  Marvel1013 member

  February 2014

  Oh! Another good one. H was playing the "got your nose" game with him. He cried when H put his "nose" in the garbage

  

  ~may siggy challenge~

  
  

  
  

  Report10 Reply
• Options

  PB102012 member

  February 2014

  That's very scary!

   

  Report0 Reply
• Options

  Revez member

  February 2014

  Well... Shit.

  
  

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• Options

  janneann1127 member

  February 2014

  Haha yeah... Mine just finished crying because I refused to sprinkle his arm with sugar. Like cookie decorating sugar. (?)

  View Raw Image" href="http://oi41.tinypic.com/2cru9s6.jpg" class="thickbox">

  
  
  

  
  
  

  Report6 Reply
• Options

  BlueJewelM member

  February 2014 edited February 2014

  I have been following reasons my son is crying on FB forever. LOVE IT. My favorite one was captioned "he met Bill Murray" and is mid tantrum and Bill is making a tantrum face too! So funny!
  
  I'm actually pretty lucky with DS1. He's 2.5 but really mellow so far. I hear that 3 is really awful though...so I'm sure the mayhem is coming for me.

   DS1 8/2011. DS2 8/2013.
  
  

  Report0 Reply
• Options

  BellaOso member

  February 2014

  Revez said:

  Well... Shit.

  @Revez - I swear it is really more funny than it is miserable. It is occasionally frustrating if you are in a hurry, but mostly it is like watching your drunk roommate try to negotiate life without words.
  

  
  

  
  
  

  Report10 Reply
• Options

  Revez member

  February 2014

  BellaOso said:

  
  

  Revez said:

  
  

  Well... Shit.

  
  

  @Revez - I swear it is really more funny than it is miserable. It is occasionally frustrating if you are in a hurry, but mostly it is like watching your drunk roommate try to negotiate life without words.
  
  
  Haha, oh good! I look forward to it!

  
  

  
  

  Report0 Reply
• Options

  RoosterMemphis member

  February 2014

  BellaOso said:

  
  

  Revez said:

  
  

  Well... Shit.

  
  

  @Revez - I swear it is really more funny than it is miserable. It is occasionally frustrating if you are in a hurry, but mostly it is like watching your drunk roommate try to negotiate life without words.
  
  
  That is the funniest shit ive heard all week.
  

  
  

  

  Report1 Reply
• Options

  BelhurstBride member

  February 2014 edited February 2014

  petey1106 said:

  I love that tumblr. Cracks me up! I guess some people take offense to it because he is making fun of his child instead of helping to soothe him.

  I'm one of those people who don't really appreciate it. Not so much because I think he should be soothing him (though that would be a respectful gesture), but because he's mocking him on the internet,- complete with pictures. We all know how once it's out there you can never take it back. 

  
  

  DD1 lost it the other night because I flushed the potty; she wanted to. Then again because she spit when what she wanted to do was to wipe her face and then spit. (After brushing her teeth.) THEN AGAIN because I signed in response. Thankfully it was bedtime. 

  DD1 4.14.10
  DD2 8.22.13
  MMC 1.4.17 at 16w
  Expecting #3, EDD 1.29.18
  
  

  Report0 Reply