Crazy Pregnancy Dreams

JayKuh · February 2014

I am seriously done with these wild pregnancy dreams. Last night, I dreamt that my hubby was cheating on me with my work bff. This one was more tame than the one after that where I was involved in a 3-some with a guy from work that I'm not even attracted to. Most nights I'm having dreams that would make Steven King cower in a corner. Darn horomones. 13 weeks to go lol

Edit for spelljng. Auto correct is not on my side today

Jennyinheaven · February 2014

I feel you, mine are more on the side of obscure , last night I dreamt that our whole neighborhood where I grew up had to be decorated for Christmas and such an extravagant and crazy way that there was lights on every single a piece of grass and a hologram dancing show, my job was to make sure that not one light went while the people across the street have a giant party I was not invited to

thagy2012 · February 2014

I had a crazy dream the night before last that the world had been taken over by creatures that were half panthers, half horses..... I went into labor and my husband had to drive me to the hospital while being chased by a pack of them... When we got to the hospital, guards with AR-15s kept the creatures back long enough to get our truck in the parking garage.... Everyone in the dream, except for me, acted like this was a completely normal occurrence...

I don't know where any of that even came from... The only thing that I can think of is that my husband and I are in the process of building AR-15s and I guess that's what my pregnant brain thinks they'll be used for??

I'll be ready to get my regular dreams back! (I remember when I thought those were weird!)

Bootsie327 · February 2014

My dreams have been all over the place, from straight weird to sexual to everything in between! Two nights ago, I dreamt that my OB was my realtor, and that to celebrate buying a new home, she and her husband took me and DH out to dinner for a double date. Then last night, I had a sexytime dream about one of my closest girlfriends which was really weird. I like to do dream analysis, so my guess is that the OB/realtor dream had to do with how in my waking life, I love my doctor and feel totally safe with her. I think her finding us a home was really symbolic of her looking out for our best interests. The one about my friend, I think is because she's a recent new mom, and a lot of times sexual dreams have to do with admiring a certain aspect of that person.

yvanehtnioj · February 2014

I had a dream that my neighbor's mom died and he cut her foot from her corpse and smoked it and my husband and him ate it.

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theoryofwhat · February 2014

Mine usually involve food. If there's not food in the dream, it usually involves me giving birth. Last week I had a dream (more like nightmare) that I'd given birth to a kitten and that DH wasn't convinced she was his and wanted a paternity test. On a cat. Yep, weird stuff.

motoLyn · February 2014

My dreams are either about zombies in which I am one or running from one or seducing and breaking the hearts of sexy men like this one:

I somehow remember biting his butt on a pool table. Woo Hoo!

talkthewholetime · February 2014

I keep having dreams that my mom is dead or dying. I wake up so upset I can't sleep. It's HORRENDOUS. I don't know how I'll deal with that when it happens.

My mom keeps getting 3am text messages from me, haha.

Riley&sweetpea · February 2014

I had a dream this week I was a like 18 year old hooker and was going at it with an older guy, kinda like pretty woman now that I think about it. My dreams are all over the place with this pregnancy

JayKuh · February 2014

I don't remember having crazy dreams with ds but that was 3 years ago, so it's a possibility. I always hope the dream is over when I make a potty trip but when I fall back to sleep it starts back up where it finishes off most of the time. It's torment when it's the scary ones.

jenniferroshto · February 2014

I dreamed the other day that a police officer told us it was legal to put a noose around a kids neck to keep them still as long as it had a washer on it to keep it from choking them. DH is building DD a loft bed...I guess that's what spawned the whole washer and rope thing.