Crap on a Cracker

tbmadeamistake · February 2014

I'm back to feeling like I want to puke right before I get the urge to poo. It's a delight of the most sarcastic kind. I am pretty regular, once every two days or so, so it could be worse. Charlie loves when I poop and stretches waaaay out afterwards.

How are you pooping?

bebemac · February 2014

On the daily still - sometimes twice!

diagonalley · February 2014

2 amazing poos 2 days in a row. (It had been a few days prior to that) I couldn't believe how much it was...ha! I'm pretty sure my bump went down in size.

Kinipela7 · February 2014

Every other day thanks for my new friend

flojo973 · February 2014

About every 3 days. My new combo of colace, fiber crackers and blueberries got the trick done this morning!

owlcup · February 2014

Im back to a horrible maybe once a week schedule. I've started taking colace and drinking tons of water but so far it hasn't done anything. I guess I'll start eating more fiber.

shakeweights · February 2014

I woke up this morning and jumped in the shower and was seriously wondering when the last time I went was. Then I got to work and made myself a cup of coffee and had the most glorious crap

LOL! I seriously feel 10 lbs. lighter!

hubbs173 · February 2014

Once a day, sometimes twice! (Knock on wood I stay regular!!)

bebemac · February 2014

krptcmschfmkr128 said:
Can next week's post be "shit on a shingle"?

YUM. Yes, please!

coffee89 · February 2014

Once a day, pretty soft and the amount of it is slowly decreasing. I constantly feel like there is more in there, but nothing is moving until the next morning.

laurenmichaels · February 2014

I'm beyond jealous of all of you ladies who poop twice a day. Lucky bitches.

izzetoot · February 2014

OMG, this link is so funny. DH has the runs and someone from work sent him this youtube video. Its kinda long but freaking hilarious! Let me know if the link doesn't work. Its called 'How to Poop at Work'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4jfxAVaDFw

Sareynoo · February 2014

Once in the morning after coffee. It's like clockwork

mfilosi · February 2014

I'm finally going almost everyday it's usually at 4:00 am so it's not always fun but I'll take it as long as I'm going.

@LoHerrim I wish I could go twice in one day!!!

Bozzy2 · February 2014

I haven't gone in like 4 days now but I've been eating like crazy waiting for the shit to hit the fan.

bebemac · February 2014

@krptcmschfmkr128 Stouffer's, baby!

shakeweights · February 2014

bebemac said:

Can next week's post be "shit on a shingle"?
YUM. Yes, please!

@bebemac - what is this??? And why do I want it so badly now???

shakeweights · February 2014

krptcmschfmkr128 said:

@shakeweights Shit on a shingle! AKA cream chipped beef over toast lol

and @bebemac it's like $15/lb now!

@krptcmschfmkr128 - sorry I totally tagged the wrong person! LOL! I was just drooling over here and grabbed the first name I could find I guess. Now....tell me....how do you make it????

shakeweights · February 2014

krptcmschfmkr128 said:

shakeweights said:

krptcmschfmkr128 said:

@shakeweights Shit on a shingle! AKA cream chipped beef over toast lol

and @bebemac it's like $15/lb now!

@krptcmschfmkr128 - sorry I totally tagged the wrong person! LOL! I was just drooling over here and grabbed the first name I could find I guess. Now....tell me....how do you make it????

haha bebemac posted the picture. And it's kind of like sausage gravy, except with chipped beef instead.

ETA https://allrecipes.com/recipe/creamed-chipped-beef-on-toast/

@krptcmschfmkr128 - I think I just pooped a little. Ha! My husband would love this. I just tried a dip last week that was chipped beef and cream cheese and pickles (we dipped plain Ruffles chips in it) - I have no clue what else was in it but I seriously ate a TON of it! Before that, I've never had chipped beef before and when I told my husband that, he looked at me like I was an alien!

Bozzy2 · February 2014

I just pooped a little and now I'm starving.

Dharmatron · February 2014

I've been pooping every 2-3 days since I stopped taking Zofran two weeks ago. I have IBS so that's a pretty good schedule for me.

MrsP419 · February 2014

I think I may need to start taking colace. I can poop regularly, but it is just not enough. I keep getting pain down there and the extra pressure from my belly makes it worse and painful...and pretty soon I am scared to go because it feels like pressure that you get when in labor! I mean not THAT bad; I am not having contractions or anything, but enough to freak me out.

JujuB22 · February 2014

Pooping while bumping, all going well so far

bebemac · February 2014

krptcmschfmkr128 said:

LoHerrim said:

$15 a lb??????? SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? That beef better cook itself and serve me and then do my laundry and leave me with a happy ending.

I know. That's why I just can't bring myself to buy it.

shakeweights · February 2014

bebemac said:

krptcmschfmkr128 said:

LoHerrim said:

$15 a lb??????? SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? That beef better cook itself and serve me and then do my laundry and leave me with a happy ending.

I know. That's why I just can't bring myself to buy it.

@bebemac - where do you live??? I feel like I would have seen this by now!!! Maybe they only sell it in certain areas???

bebemac · February 2014

@shakeweights That has been in the frozen food section of any grocery store I have gone to since I was at least 6!

shakeweights · February 2014

@bebemac - I'm totally looking for this the next time I go grocery shopping! If I don't see it, I'm taking a picture for proof. LOL!

bebemac · February 2014

@krptcmschfmkr128 Oh, heck no! But with a nasty craving, and dried beef at $15/lb, it will do in a pinch!

shakeweights · February 2014

@bebemac - guess what's for dinner?

bebemac · February 2014

shakeweights said:

@bebemac - guess what's for dinner?

Wahoo! Did you find the frozen kind? Or are you going to make it? Lemme see!

shakeweights · February 2014

bebemac said:

shakeweights said:

@bebemac - guess what's for dinner?

Wahoo! Did you find the frozen kind? Or are you going to make it? Lemme see!

Frozen for my dinner tonight. It was ok. But I bought the stuff to make it another night. A jar of dried beef was $3.39 for 4.5 oz. only. And I can't fricken upload a photo from my phone! Wtf?!

tbmadeamistake · February 2014

Baths. They are awesome and I have to poop within a half hour. Excellent.

ETA: I take it back. All of it. That was super painful and bloody for the tiniest little turd. Don't take baths.

JohannaD22 · February 2014

Even before I was pregnant, I was irregular. Having a form of IBS tends to do that. However, today I went twice and even though it hurt (sorry if this is TMI) I felt so much better.

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