July 2014 Moms

Look at all you big mean bullies!!

Y'all make me wanna cry!!!

mostly coz I'm laughing so dang hard and would rather leak from my eyes than the southern alternative. :p I love y'all, thanks for the entertainment! Keep up all that quality incubating, ladies!
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Re: Look at all you big mean bullies!!

  • Yeah, our friends are already terrified that Version Two will have too much snark and sarcasm...
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  • JP27 said:
    jessa8907 said:
    I'm convinced that TB July '14 ladies are currently growing the next generation of stand-up comedians. 
    I hope I'm growing the world's next Louis CK. He's my jam. 
    ^^ Love Louis!! Also Doug Stanhope, but he might be a little much for the SS's out there.
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  • This bit from Paul Foot makes DH & I laugh every single time!

    Baby on Board - Paul Foot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5hralV4kA


        




     

  • I think Amy Schumer is hysterical, but I think I would curl up in a ball and hide if my daughter ended up like her.
    I don't know how to quantify how much I'll love LO, but I seriously would multiply that by like, 2, if she were similar to Amy Schumer.  That's how much I love her.
  • BPaws said:

    What did I miss??

    There were some Sensitive Sallys and everybody ganged up and bullied them!! Sob! (Aka a good day to curl up with popcorn and watch a thread unfold)
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  • I don't think I have ever seen any Amy Schumer. You ladies got any quality clips to share?
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  • I have no clips.  Find her on comedy central.  She talks about "drinking for two" and eviction notices, and everything that one would find funny in life... all while prancing around being blonde and long legged and wearing short skirts and tall heels and perfection.
  • I hope our kid is nothing like me, because when it comes time to punish her, it will be more like "hahahahaha-- GO TO YOUR DANG ROOM!"

    This has already happened, minus the go to your room portion, he doesn't understand that yet being 18 months and all. I have had to call for DH to come and take over just so I could leave the room and get my laughter out.
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  • When my bffs kid was about 5 (after spending all her time with us) she got really sarcastic really quickly. She knows her mom hates the word "moist" so she walked straight up to her and said "hey mom! Like my jacket? It's made out of MOIST!" And my favorite "oh mom my hands are dry, I think I need some MOISTurizer". Man I love that kid.

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