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From the mouths of babes

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in May 2014 Moms
So, today while I was getting dressed, my son stops jumping around on my bed long enough to ask, "Can I touch your penis?"  He was referring to my outie belly button.
I just about died laughing (and then coughing)!  Oh, kid you kill me!

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  • jfletcher3113jfletcher3113 member
    Bahahah!! That's hysterical.
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  • dakota01dakota01 member
    Yes my dear second child walked into the bathroom while I was showering and said "Wow mom you're getting fat." Thanks bud- that would be your big old brother in there!  Like I need the verbal reminder... our damn shower faces the bathroom mirror so I always get to see the baby glory. 
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    @dakota01 this is the same kid who last weekend told me I looked like a man and that I was fat. Geez!

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  • CamrynnsMommyCamrynnsMommy member
    reneewhite90 said:

    CamrynnsMommy said:

    "I'm sorry you have a baby in your belly and have to push it out of your butt." - 3-year-old

    If my daughter were to say this, she'd actually be somewhat correct-ish..? She has two butts. Her "back butt" that she poops out of and her "front butt" that she pees out of. I have no idea how she came up with this.

    When she tells me her butt hurts I have to ask "Your front butt or back butt, Aubrey?" Ugggh, I'm not ready for the anatomy lesson.
    Technically she's correct in my case as well, as I've torn both times. When two holes become one!

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  • ThereBeDragonsThereBeDragons member
    My niece is a little old for the cutest shit-kids-say (8)... But upon hearing our name choice for baby she sat thoughtfully for a few moments and then declared-

    Elisabeth is a rich people name. I like it. 

    My mom and sister were a little taken aback and there was a long discussion about how names don't make you rich or poor and how her name (Kaliey) is equally lovely- but my niece was just trying to compliment the choice and couldn't understand why it upset her mom/gma.
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  • eghulseeghulse member
    No funny ones this time, but when I was pregnant with DS, my sister, who was 10 at the time and whose only experience with birth was my mom's puppies, told me she had a dream that I had already had my baby and he was really little, but "his eyes were already open!"  I felt bad that I laughed so hard while explaining to her that human babies are born with their eyes open....
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  • Madela09Madela09 member
    as we were getting in the car to go " Mommy you almost dont fit in the car anymore " (just turned 4)  :-S

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  • theoryofwhattheoryofwhat member
    At lunch on Monday, my friend's 1 year old was pretty much glued to me, apparently she finds my belly fascinating. She kept patting it and asking if the baby could come out now and play with her. Love that kiddo!
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