July 2014 Moms

Now who will take the blame?

We've been keeping my SIL's dog since Friday and she's picking her up tomorrow. I'm going to miss her because she's a great little companion and lap dog, but I'm REALLY going to miss having someone to blame my atrocious gas on...

So this isn't a blog post, how's everyone else feeling tonight?
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“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

- J.M. Barrie Peter Pan

married on the sweetest day 10.20.12

 Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14


I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.

Re: Now who will take the blame?

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  • That made me literally lol. I am sorry you are going to miss the puppy but that was one hilarious post!
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  • Aww sorry your little friend has to go.

    My night isn't too good right now. I'm cramping :( no blood so I'm not worried but I'm just uncomfortable. I'm thinking a nice warm bath will be good.
  • Aww sorry your little friend has to go.

    My night isn't too good right now. I'm cramping :( no blood so I'm not worried but I'm just uncomfortable. I'm thinking a nice warm bath will be good.

    Yuck. Sorry you're feeling blah. I hope your bath makes you feel better!
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    “When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

    - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan

    married on the sweetest day 10.20.12

     Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14


    I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
  • Between the never ending gas and having to poop every time I pee. ..I feel ya. I'm happy I work with middle schoolers who never think to blame the teacher but each other.

    Ohhh the gas is so bad. I feel like Elizabeth Banks in What to Expect. "If you must know, YES, the baby has gas."
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    “When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

    - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan

    married on the sweetest day 10.20.12

     Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14


    I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
  • Aww sorry your little friend has to go.

    My night isn't too good right now. I'm cramping :( no blood so I'm not worried but I'm just uncomfortable. I'm thinking a nice warm bath will be good.

    Yuck. Sorry you're feeling blah. I hope your bath makes you feel better!
    Thank you!
  • My puppy had the worst gas the other night and DH kept looking at me! Finally he let out a loud one from across the room so there was only him to blame...


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  • I just did some retro step cardio video workout wearing a running skirt, a bra, shoes, and nothing else. The dog just looked at me like I was whacked. But I know there is nothing sexier than a pregnant chic doing an outdated step workout while her belly hangs out.

    The only workout I do is Richard Simmons "Sweatin' to the Oldies"! I love it and I have no shame.
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    “When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

    - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan

    married on the sweetest day 10.20.12

     Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14


    I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
  • Aww I hope your bath helps @jensavicci. Every time I get crampy I worry but thank goodness there's never blood. The ob said last week it can be quite painful with no cause for alarm. Hope you feel better soon :-)
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  • Had to google puppy farts.


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  • My favorite thing about DH being deployed during pregnancy is that I can fart it up in the house and no one is there to hear it!
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  • Aww I hope your bath helps @jensavicci. Every time I get crampy I worry but thank goodness there's never blood. The ob said last week it can be quite painful with no cause for alarm. Hope you feel better soon :-)

    Thanks cake and curly!
  • I've been super gassy too, but luckily nobody is around to smell it but the dogs (I don't have a sense of smell so I don't even have to be tortured by my own deadly gas releases ;-)).  And they are gassy too so it's like we're a little farty family.  I am sure DH would be super bummed to know he's missing out on all this fun ;-)


        



  • @likeanoldtimemovie I'm sorry your fur-buddy has to go home but I'm right there with ya with terrible gas. My poor hubby! @jensavicci , hope the bath helps!
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  • I get cramps when I have really bad gas. I've learned to tell the difference, but even when I know its gas it freaks me out. 
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