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More Kentucky Tom fuckery

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https://abcnews.go.com/US/snake-handling-pentecostal-pastor-dies-snake-bite/t/story?id=22551754&ref=https://www.google.com/

Tl;dr: Kentucky pastor thinks God wants him to play with deadly snakes, gets bit by one, decides to let God handle the bite instead of doctors, dies. Son plans on continuing the snake dancing ass hattery. 

While we're at it, I'll lump in this story. There's a Corvette museum in Bowling Green, KY that just had a big sink hole form in the middle and a bunch of Corvettes fell in the hole. One of my Facebook friends posted that "people will never forget where they were when they heard the news," and someone commented, "2/12' Never forget," like seriously, not as a joke. The news also interviewed a couple who had donated a car to the museum that was now in the hole, and they said, "we're going to go see the car. I think seeing it will give us closure." It felt like an Onion story but it was for serious. 

Phew, just had to get these things off my chest. 



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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    The serpents shall not harm you, unless it's your time to go! Lololol

    RIP Kentucky corvettes.


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  • msdrdgmsdrdg member
    1.  Dumb fuck.  Deserves what he got.  Darwin right there.

    2.  I got nothing.  I get it, classic cars, beautiful works of art are destroyed and all that, but for the love of all that is holy, do NOT compare it to 9/11.
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  • jnnfrrose6jnnfrrose6 member
    1.  There used to be a snake charmers church in my current neighborhood.  I think they shut down 30 years ago at this point, but my father likes to point out the snake charmers everytime he goes by.  It's now the First Existentialist Congregation and where our neighborhood organization has it's monthly meetings.  

    2.  I've got nothing.  My mother had a '62 corvette for a few years, but I can't imagine anyone getting that worked up over a sinkhole.
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  • casholmescasholmes member
    Ah yes, my lovely state. I can absolutely see people around here reacting that way to the car story. As far as I know we don't have any snake charmers around though...hmm.
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    casholmes said:
    Ah yes, my lovely state. I can absolutely see people around here reacting that way to the car story. As far as I know we don't have any snake charmers around though...hmm.

    We're in Louisville, where are you, @casholmes?



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  • casholmescasholmes member
    In Mayfield. It's near Paducah. (I usually just assume no one's ever heard of it).
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    I'm having flashbacks to a tv show set in Kentucky, right now, lol.
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    I've heard of it, but couldn't tell you where it was. I'm not from KY though so I don't know much about the geography haha.



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