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Pooties and Penises

Mailmans Baby MommaMailmans Baby Momma member
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What do you call your LO's private parts? DH wants to call it talleywhacker...which I quickly vetoed. I want a name we can say in public (ex: "Quit touching your ___.") and penis is just too boring.

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  • katie.725katie.725 member
    We will interchange peepee and penis and probably just bottom or rear-end... tame and old fashioned...

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  • krm112013krm112013 member
    Lol @nciesla :-)!

    I call his penis his "man parts." Or his penis. My sister called my nephew's his peebob when he was little.
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  • katie.725katie.725 member
    I think the overall goal is to just be consistent with what we call it.  For now, does it really matter what we call it? Probably  not, once he's older we will use Penis most likely...
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  • dobrydneydobrydney member
    I think we're overly sensitive as a culture to our parts.  Someone's penis is how he got here :-)  I'd just go with penis.
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    nciesla said:
    dobrydney said:
    I think we're overly sensitive as a culture to our parts.  Someone's penis is how he got here :-)  I'd just go with penis.
    I don't use the nick names because I'm sensitive...or afraid to call it a vagina or a butt. My parents had nicknames and used them when we were growing up...but I still knew what the anatomical word was for my parts. *shrugs* I just don't think its a pearl-clutching sensitivity thing at all.
    That's a good point.  I just meant in general, like somehow it has gotten weird to say vagina or penis.  I guess I meant it more in response to what OP asked, in the sense of why do we have to come up with a cutesy name...can't we just call it like it is?
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  • Lindsayloring1Lindsayloring1 member

    I am SUPER guilty of nicknaming the parts... so is DH.  I call her butt her poot-poot or booty and DH calls her lady parts a tee tee.  I personally cannot stand the term "tee tee" but hopefully someone on here will help me come up with a prettier name to call it. 

     I have a sister in law who went into graphic detail with her kids on what EVERYTHING down there was called, and one time while babysitting my nearly potty-trained niece, sweet little Rachel comes up to me and informed me that she needed help wiping her vulva.  *gag* 

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  • tisunge602tisunge602 member
    I'm not sure what we will do yet, but I read this article recently that I thought was interesting:


    I have to agree with @lindsayloring1 though... "vulva" is a gross word. Glad I have a little boy; somehow "penis" doesn't seem as bad.
      


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  • Littlemama01Littlemama01 member
    I'm not against nicknames (except things that can also be people's names). But we always call it his penis and his bum. I always say " let's go change your bum". "Do you have a stinky bum". That type of thing. I think It would be the same with a girl too.
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    We usually say "girl parts" or "boy parts"
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  • hologram87hologram87 member
    edited February 2014
    We call DD's parts her bootati.   I know that's just supposed to mean the butt, but we use it for the lady bits too.  Everything down in that area is "bootati".   Now DS's is bootati as well. 



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  • Kim22Kim22 member
    I have 2 boys and a girl. My daughter is the middle child. I feel bad because she has no problem saying penis but we don't really have a word for her parts. A penis is right there so it's easy to explain. Since you can't see a vagina it's so much harder. She once announced in a public restroom "you and me have to sit down to pee since our penis' didn't grow yet." While I did explain that we will never grow a penis, I probably should have tried to explain girl parts better.
    My kids also think tampons are make up because that's what I told them in the store once, much to the amusement of the old lady next to us. I figured I keep them by my make up so for now that works.
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  • mmm50mmm50 member
    We'll call it a peepee for now, penis when he learns body parts.  We call it his booty or butt.  My MIL calls it biscuits- which I hate!  

    My aunt used to call a vagina a "noodle" or "nunu" for short.  

    I'm personally a huge fan of Teresa Guidice's "chuckalina" for vagina.  <sarcasm>  Ones like that are just over the top.  

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  • Mum2Be28Mum2Be28 member
    I can't believe no one has GIFed "penis penis penis. Vagina vagina vagina" from Varsity Blues. =)

    I say penis, pee pee and hiney.

    For some reason it annoys me when my MIL says BM instead of poop or something. She will be like, "oh look at his face. He is having a BM." And if I hear that one more time I think I might be tempted to yell out, "NO- he's taking a shit!"
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  • Mailmans Baby MommaMailmans Baby Momma member
    @familylife5...you do know a penis was involved in the conception of your child, right?

    Why you throwing flags???
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  • jegoehlejegoehle member
    Vajayjay or peepers here. Or biscuit if we're thinking Honey Boo Boo lol.
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  • michelleh0385michelleh0385 member
    With DS1 we called them "privates" and "booty". DS2 calls his butt "booty" but calls his penis his "naked". He came up with it on his own though. I think it came from when he'd actually run around naked after a bath we would say something like "you're naked, let's get dressed" and then put a diaper on him etc.
    I'm not sure what we'll call DD's. MIL calls girls parts a "tootie" and I hate that!!

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  • dnt27dnt27 member
    @ashleyross I always sing "poop-poop-pee-doop" when I change Ts dirty diapers. She eats it up.
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  • katie.725katie.725 member
    For the record... I am stealing everyone's dirty diaper songs... :)
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  • daniann333daniann333 member
    Lindsayloring1 said:

    I am SUPER guilty of nicknaming the parts... so is DH.  I call her butt her poot-poot or booty and DH calls her lady parts a tee tee.  I personally cannot stand the term "tee tee" but hopefully someone on here will help me come up with a prettier name to call it. 

     I have a sister in law who went into graphic detail with her kids on what EVERYTHING down there was called, and one time while babysitting my nearly potty-trained niece, sweet little Rachel comes up to me and informed me that she needed help wiping her vulva.  *gag*

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