May 2014 Moms

Possible TMI involving b00bz and p00p

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edited February 2014 in May 2014 Moms
TMI ALERT!

My b00biez haven't been leaking lyke at all. Ummm, this is my 3rd baby and they didn't leak with my first or second either. I had severe mastitis with DS causing a 105 fever and a week stay in hospital. I hope this isn't happening again. I squeeze and squeeze and even flick them a bit and... Nothing. I am 25 weeks and there is lyke... No milk.

And-my p00p smells really bad. I wipe really well after but it still stinks. Should I call my doctor? I'm on bed rest tho and really have no time to make it into their office. I've just been examining/diagnosing myself honestly.

Is anyone else experiencing these issues? Maybe if my fellow internet strangers can clue me in, my doctor really won't have to be involved!

In all seriousness though, I still SUCK at remembering to take my vitamins. Izzzzzzaaa bad mommy and I'm sorry I fail at this :(

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  • I have boobs and I poop.
  • What are prenatal vitamins?

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  • My ladybits are leaking! Did I lose my plug? And my Dr prescribed me medicine...is it safe?!?! I trust the interwebs more than my Dr!

    Pic or didn't it happen?


    No but really, please don't.

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  • So am I to understand that this isn't a serious blog? Because I totes have all of these issues and have been getting NO support from you bishes. Just snark and bullying. SO mean!


    GBCB!!!!

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    This blog is as totes serious as the med degree I got online at www.getamedicallicensein4weeks.com

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  • Omg guize! I just laughed hard enough that I peed a little! Like that's totes not normal, ryte!?! Omgz what if my beybey juices are leaking out now or lyke there's something wrong?

    And eww, there's seriously some kind of vajayjay boogerz when I wipe, and it's all nasty looking but smells like flowers, so that's totes normal, right? Cuz lyke, everyone's downstairs should smell lyke church bathroom potpourri!?!

    Sum1 please tell me I' m fine because doctors are too science-y and I know you bishes totes have medical degrees sitting on your desks!

     








  • Omg guize! I just laughed hard enough that I peed a little! Like that's totes not normal, ryte!?! Omgz what if my beybey juices are leaking out now or lyke there's something wrong? And eww, there's seriously some kind of vajayjay boogerz when I wipe, and it's all nasty looking but smells like flowers, so that's totes normal, right? Cuz lyke, everyone's downstairs should smell lyke church bathroom potpourri!?! Sum1 please tell me I' m fine because doctors are too science-y and I know you bishes totes have medical degrees sitting on your desks!
    I wish they would make this for my vajayjay.


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  • Omg guize! I just laughed hard enough that I peed a little! Like that's totes not normal, ryte!?! Omgz what if my beybey juices are leaking out now or lyke there's something wrong? And eww, there's seriously some kind of vajayjay boogerz when I wipe, and it's all nasty looking but smells like flowers, so that's totes normal, right? Cuz lyke, everyone's downstairs should smell lyke church bathroom potpourri!?! Sum1 please tell me I' m fine because doctors are too science-y and I know you bishes totes have medical degrees sitting on your desks!
    I wish they would make this for my vajayjay.

    https://www.poopourri.com/
    I have a friend who swears by this shite!
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    kat8805 I think I love you.
    Uh hello, you think you love me?!
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    I'm sorry take me back I neeeed you in my lyfe!!!
  • Oh this has definitely made up for the discontinuation of Hot Mustard sauce!
  • Yes, but does your crotch smell? Let's ask the real important questions here! 





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  • Well of course it smells. It smells and taste like pepsi-cola, just like my girl Lana.
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  • hfooter said:

    Well of course it smells. It smells and taste like pepsi-cola, just like my girl Lana.

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    YESSSSSSSSSS hahahaaaa

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  • hfooter said:
    Well of course it smells. It smells and taste like pepsi-cola, just like my girl Lana.
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  • I can't even with this thread. I'm crying.
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  • I needed this today. I got stuck on the snow 4 times today. I only had to drive 3 miles. FML.
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  • Wait, I should be seeing a doctor regularly? Like, for funsies?

    It's super fun!!!!

    They call you in and then their scale shows really big numbers.

    And then the nurse double checks the number on the scale because again, it's so big.

    By then you're all flustered, so the same thing happens with the big numbers on your blood pressure.  Usually that one goes down the second time though (unlike the weight number).

    Then the doctor comes in and is all "um you really should eat less and exercise more becuase you do NOT need to gain this much weight."

    Soooooooooooooooooo funsies.  I get to go this week and I can't wait!

    FML.

    And don't forget about the urine sample and peeing all over yourself every. single. time. Or is that just me?
  • Luckyu317 said:
    Wait, I should be seeing a doctor regularly? Like, for funsies?
    It's super fun!!!!

    They call you in and then their scale shows really big numbers.

    And then the nurse double checks the number on the scale because again, it's so big.

    By then you're all flustered, so the same thing happens with the big numbers on your blood pressure.  Usually that one goes down the second time though (unlike the weight number).

    Then the doctor comes in and is all "um you really should eat less and exercise more becuase you do NOT need to gain this much weight."

    Soooooooooooooooooo funsies.  I get to go this week and I can't wait!

    FML.
    And don't forget about the urine sample and peeing all over yourself every. single. time. Or is that just me?
    I think that's just you, you freak. I don't pee on myself at the doctor's office! Na na na na na na!

    I'm speshul because I only pee all over myself when I'm not at the doctor's. Like when I'm in the car...or while I'm teaching...or sitting on my couch...or out at a restaurant, store, or almost every other public place. 

    You see, I haz really bad allergies so I sneeze, blow my nose, and cough a lot. So every time I do one of those I pee. Then I laugh bc I'm a grown-up who pees my pants.....and the laughing makes me pee even more.

      
  • hfooter said:
    Well my baby daddy told me my flat cute vagbag is just too cute to cover with anything. I feel sorry for all your husbands, because they don't get such a cute flat vagbag like mine :P ETA: andplusalso, you all poop too much. Hasn't anyone told you, ladies don't poop???
    ...and your parents are virgins ;-)


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  • hfooter said:

    Well my baby daddy told me my flat cute vagbag is just too cute to cover with anything.

    I feel sorry for all your husbands, because they don't get such a cute flat vagbag like mine :P

    ETA: andplusalso, you all poop too much. Hasn't anyone told you, ladies don't poop???

    ...and your parents are virgins ;-)




    Wait...yours aren't????

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