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May 2014 Moms
reneewhite90
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Possible TMI involving b00bz and p00p
reneewhite90
member
TMI ALERT!
My b00biez haven't been leaking lyke at all. Ummm, this is my 3rd baby and they didn't leak with my first or second either. I had severe mastitis with DS causing a 105 fever and a week stay in hospital. I hope this isn't happening again. I squeeze and squeeze and even flick them a bit and... Nothing. I am 25 weeks and there is lyke... No milk.
And-my p00p smells really bad. I wipe really well after but it still stinks. Should I call my doctor? I'm on bed rest tho and really have no time to make it into their office. I've just been examining/diagnosing myself honestly.
Is anyone else experiencing these issues? Maybe if my fellow internet strangers can clue me in, my doctor really won't have to be involved!
In all seriousness though, I still SUCK at remembering to take my vitamins. Izzzzzzaaa bad mommy and I'm sorry I fail at this
My b00biez haven't been leaking lyke at all. Ummm, this is my 3rd baby and they didn't leak with my first or second either. I had severe mastitis with DS causing a 105 fever and a week stay in hospital. I hope this isn't happening again. I squeeze and squeeze and even flick them a bit and... Nothing. I am 25 weeks and there is lyke... No milk.
And-my p00p smells really bad. I wipe really well after but it still stinks. Should I call my doctor? I'm on bed rest tho and really have no time to make it into their office. I've just been examining/diagnosing myself honestly.
Is anyone else experiencing these issues? Maybe if my fellow internet strangers can clue me in, my doctor really won't have to be involved!
In all seriousness though, I still SUCK at remembering to take my vitamins. Izzzzzzaaa bad mommy and I'm sorry I fail at this
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Re: Possible TMI involving b00bz and p00p
WHERE AM I?!
No but really, please don't.
And eww, there's seriously some kind of vajayjay boogerz when I wipe, and it's all nasty looking but smells like flowers, so that's totes normal, right? Cuz lyke, everyone's downstairs should smell lyke church bathroom potpourri!?!
Sum1 please tell me I' m fine because doctors are too science-y and I know you bishes totes have medical degrees sitting on your desks!
Also, anything less than this gorgousness should be seen by a Dr. Stat.
You may want to make sure it's Dr sexy though, cause mine it totes a hawty.
I feel sorry for all your husbands, because they don't get such a cute flat vagbag like mine :P
ETA: andplusalso, you all poop too much. Hasn't anyone told you, ladies don't poop???
How the fuck would my mom skip that upgrade?! Damnit woman!
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
They call you in and then their scale shows really big numbers.
And then the nurse double checks the number on the scale because again, it's so big.
By then you're all flustered, so the same thing happens with the big numbers on your blood pressure. Usually that one goes down the second time though (unlike the weight number).
Then the doctor comes in and is all "um you really should eat less and exercise more becuase you do NOT need to gain this much weight."
Soooooooooooooooooo funsies. I get to go this week and I can't wait!
FML.
And don't forget about the urine sample and peeing all over yourself every. single. time. Or is that just me?
Wait...yours aren't????