Sober or Sloshy Sunday?

LuckyDad · February 2014

Tomorrow's a holiday for a lot of us. Is everyone just recovering from the weekend?

missyishere · February 2014

I am recovering, but it's more of lack of sleep. DH still has to work tomorrow, so game on as usual for me.

LuckyDad · February 2014

justAphase said:

Sloshy, and I have school tomorrow. But not til 10:30. Maybe somewhere in between sober and sloshy actually.

I do miss that aspect of college. First class at 10:30 two days a week? Yesplease!

Labs til 6 or 7 PM? "I hate my major".

WasNotWas · February 2014

Eff people who have tomorrow off <- jealousy

LuckyDad · February 2014

WasNotWas said:

Eff people who have tomorrow off <- jealousy

Figuratively, I assume?

WasNotWas · February 2014

@LuckyDad said:

WasNotWas said:

Eff people who have tomorrow off <- jealousy

Figuratively, I assume?

No that's a direct instruction private!

missyishere · February 2014

Maybe I'll get all fuzzy on Nyquil?

missyishere · February 2014

LexiLupin said:

missyishere said:

Maybe I'll get all fuzzy on Nyquil?

Nyquil does strange things to me.
Not good strange either.

DH can't take cold meds like Nyquil either, because it makes him feel off. Gingers...

missyishere · February 2014

I'm watching Strange Sex, where a husband nurses from his wife. Huh

missyishere · February 2014

This show is so odd and fascinating. Another lady is having hymen rejuvenation for her 40th anniversary gift to her husband.

LuckyDad · February 2014

missyishere said:
This show is so odd and fascinating. Another lady is having hymen rejuvenation for her 40th anniversary gift to her husband.

Ew. EW!

missyishere · February 2014

justAphase said:
I still produce breastmilk over a year after weaning. Boobs are weird.

It's been 8 months, and I do too.

LuckyDad · February 2014

jessicabcairns said:

ThisIsBrea said:
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12047643/bf-tasting-poll/p1

About halfway down page 1. Rachelilly is the poster.
Ew.

I can recall my mom telling my dad one year for April Fools that she made his coffee with breast milk. Really though, it was regular milk but he still poured it down the drain because he didn't trust her.

I would have Laffed either way.
Although ain't no breastfeeding woman gonna waste pumped milk like that!

Monkeybabe · February 2014

Hullo?

LuckyDad · February 2014

Monkeybabe said:

Hullo?

My kid just fell asleep! Beer o'clock!

Monkeybabe · February 2014

BunkinMama said:

I'm eating all the VD hershy kisses. I asked DH if he wanted some "kisses". He countered with a dip and kiss. Damn homework!!!!!

My brain isn't functioning super well, so it immediately turned VD into something more gross than Valentine's Day.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

I'm glad we're on the same page, @justaphase.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

My kid didn't nap today, and then fell asleep at like 7:45. Her usual bed time is 9:30. I'm terrified of when I'll be awake in the morning.

klondikebar · February 2014

I had to google hymenoplasty. Interesting. I sort of understand if it's a cultural thing, but after so many years of marriage?

The hymenal ring normally gets disrupted after a woman has had sexual intercourse or even after strenuous physical activity or tampon use. Sometimes, for cultural or other personal reasons (for example, an upcoming marriage), a woman would like to restore a more intact, tighter hymenal ring and experience vaginal bleeding and pain with the "first" sexual intercourse. Using a special surgical technique, our expert cosmetic and board-certified gynecological surgeon performs hymen repair surgery to tighten and restore the hymen to a more intact, virgin-like state. Laser is available as an option.

No and no to the bolded.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

justAphase said:

BunkinMama said:

Ewwww! What would vernacular disease hershey kisses look like?

Probably not as bad as venereal disease

I love you so hard.

LuckyDad · February 2014

Monkeybabe said:

My kid didn't nap today, and then fell asleep at like 7:45. Her usual bed time is 9:30. I'm terrified of when I'll be awake in the morning.

Between 5:30 and 6?

I'd go to bed now to be safe.

nanabanana06 · February 2014

We ordered pizza and I'm so thirsty!!

Monkeybabe · February 2014

KlondikeBar said:

I had to google hymenoplasty. Interesting. I sort of understand if it's a cultural thing, but after so many years of marriage?

The hymenal ring normally gets disrupted after a woman has had sexual intercourse or even after strenuous physical activity or tampon use. Sometimes, for cultural or other personal reasons (for example, an upcoming marriage), a woman would like to restore a more intact, tighter hymenal ring and experience vaginal bleeding and pain with the "first" sexual intercourse. Using a special surgical technique, our expert cosmetic and board-certified gynecological surgeon performs hymen repair surgery to tighten and restore the hymen to a more intact, virgin-like state. Laser is available as an option.

No and no to the bolded.

I read that that practice is done for Middle Eastern woman that go to Europe for schooling and have a little fun before returning home to their arranged marriages. Fucked up that that shit is necessary.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

Here's hoping. She would have napped just fine today, and she fell asleep in the car ten minutes before we got to target. My stupid H woke her up because he wanted to spend time with me and "she'll fall back asleep after we're done". Fucking dammit. I'd make him deal with her if he wasn't sick. Ugh.

LuckyDad · February 2014

The thing is, even for true virgins it's rare to have an "intact" hymen. Especially if the young woman was physically active and especially if she's old enough to be in college.

LuckyDad · February 2014

Cadbury Mini Eggs are just ok. I've had better chocolate.

klondikebar · February 2014

Oh no @lexilupin. That radar is the worst.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

Despite your sig, your new avatar is throwing me off, @lexilupin.

LuckyDad · February 2014

LexiLupin said:

I cannot believe this turned to a hymen discussion. And you wonder why you kill threads, LD.

I did not bring up hymen regeneration. And my first response was Ew.

Sorry your kid has sexytime radar. Ours did too until he lost it somewhere between 12-15 months.

LuckyDad · February 2014

KlondikeBar said:

Oh no @lexilupin. That radar is the worst.

Seriously. HOW DO THEY KNOW?

CinemaGoddess · February 2014

The Wikileaks movie with Benny is fab.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

CinemaGoddess said:

The Wikileaks movie with Benny is fab.

Is it? It got pretty meh reviews, even on the cumberbitches subreddit. Maybe I should watch it after all.

LuckyDad · February 2014

LexiLupin said:

Despite your sig, your new avatar is throwing me off, @lexilupin.
I'm just bringing chaos all up in here.

Lexi also is having a hard time letting go of siggy gifs, so soon she'll creep into the territory of some BMB posters have.

Monkeybabe · February 2014

What if you like creme eggs and mini eggs?

LuckyDad · February 2014

justAphase said:

LuckyDad said:

Cadbury Mini Eggs are just ok. I've had better chocolate.

Cadbury mini eggs are for people who are in denial about how delicious creme eggs are

Some people just can't handle the jizz.

LuckyDad · February 2014

Monkeybabe said:

What if you like creme eggs and mini eggs?

I think you just are a chocolatoholic or have a sweet tooth then?

CinemaGoddess · February 2014

I had drinking chocolate tonight.

That would be pure chocolate melted and cut with irish butter and cream.

If Benny were a food, he would be that.

CinemaGoddess · February 2014

I would recommend focusing on the voice, not the hair @lexilupin.

klondikebar · February 2014

LuckyDad said:

KlondikeBar said:

Oh no @lexilupin. That radar is the worst.

Seriously. HOW DO THEY KNOW?

My kids always know as soon as my butt hits the couch with a snack and my kindle. It's ridiculous.

You don't need help. Your siblings are not bothering you. You are going to play happily in your room.

LuckyDad · February 2014

LexiLupin said:

Fuck you, LD my gifs are awesome. Well the third one is annoying as fuck.

I actually love the third one

missyishere · February 2014

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