Sheepishly waves hello...

Lauren659 · February 2014

Hi ladies!

I haven't posted here in months since work began kicking my pregnant butt, but I have been trying to lurk when I can. I'm happy to see so many familiar faces are doing well!

Now, I was put on strict bedrest last week so I'd love to come play again if you all will have me back.

For those who don't remember me, I hung out on TTCAL and then graduated here. I'll be a FTM and we are team blue. I also have developed preeclampsia, so he'll likely be here sooner than later. I always mobile bump, but I'll still try to step up my GIF game.

Lauren659 · February 2014

Oh, and I promise to post daily updates on the condition of my ute size, mucus plug, and discharge--all in separate posts. Just 'cause I love y'all.

elliebean14 · February 2014

Hi! Congratulations on the baby boy!

Lauren659 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
WELCOME BACK!

best threads are the ones with more than 3 pages

Yes, I've caught myself up on them--gotta love the amazingness.

Oh, I actually got to meet one of these SS at a birthing class. She was, ah, interesting. She actually asked the group, "have any of you been on those chat groups online? They are SO MEAN." When we all blankly stared at her, she proceeded to tell us how Baby Gaga is the only one she would recommend (duh!). It felt like I was meeting a unicorn.

Lauren659 · February 2014

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome back!

Lauren659 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

Lauren659 said:

FarmBoysWife said:
WELCOME BACK!

best threads are the ones with more than 3 pages
Yes, I've caught myself up on them--gotta love the amazingness.

Oh, I actually got to meet one of these SS at a birthing class. She was, ah, interesting. She actually asked the group, "have any of you been on those chat groups online? They are SO MEAN." When we all blankly stared at her, she proceeded to tell us how Baby Gaga is the only one she would recommend (duh!). It felt like I was meeting a unicorn.
Oh my god. The only people who know i frequent the boards is DH and my dad- and my dad had a parenting chat room when I was little. He called me the "evil female demon spawn" otherwise EFDS.

You may now be FBW EFDS to me.

I completely agree. No one knows I get on here, not even DH.

Oh, this SS was about 8 weeks from giving birth but had never heard of pitocin or an episiotomy. Or that labor consisted of more than just pushing. She legitimately thought you started pushing at your first contraction. She did, have sugar plum visions of a natural birth floating through her head. It was amaze balls. DH and I still laugh about it.

KariB509 · February 2014

Lauren659 said:
Oh, and I promise to post daily updates on the condition of my ute size, mucus plug, and discharge--all in separate posts. Just 'cause I love y'all.

As long as you do this, you're welcome back!

ladyglittersparkles · February 2014

Welcome back lady friend!

mamamia866 · February 2014

Welcome back! Just remember: it didn't happen unless you post with pics

katykatykaty · February 2014

Welcome back!

ifr8955 · February 2014

Welcome Back! I must have missed your post about the size of your cervix that you clearly have promised to provide.

Lauren659 · February 2014

ifr8955 said:
Welcome Back! I must have missed your post about the size of your cervix that you clearly have promised to provide.

I almost titled this post something about dilation, but I thought people's heads would legitimately explode after today's posts. I don't want to be responsible for that sort of mess.

SomersIsles · February 2014

Welcome back!

Lauren659 · February 2014

bandteacher said:
Oh haiiiiii gurl! Welcome back!

I told my sister a couple nights ago about this BMB and showed het one of the good trolling threads. Turns out she'd be a SS if she were here. According to her, we're mean bullies. I was like...I thought we got each other. It was a sad moment. We're otherwise very close.

Maybe she didn't comprehend the sheer number of drive bys/SS that come around these parts. Maybe she would just initially be a puppies and rainbow gal until she dealt with it daily? I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because you vouch for her.

Lauren659 · February 2014

bandteacher said:

Lauren659 said:

bandteacher said:
Oh haiiiiii gurl! Welcome back!

I told my sister a couple nights ago about this BMB and showed het one of the good trolling threads. Turns out she'd be a SS if she were here. According to her, we're mean bullies. I was like...I thought we got each other. It was a sad moment. We're otherwise very close.
Maybe she didn't comprehend the sheer number of drive bys/SS that come around these parts. Maybe she would just initially be a puppies and rainbow gal until she dealt with it daily? I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt because you vouch for her.
I still vouch for her because she's awesome, but...

The thread I showed her was the "did my boobs shrink?" one. She was like, um, isn't that a legitimate question? I was like um....no, it's a stupid one. Then I explained that no one knew who she was. She was like, so? Isn't that what those forums are for?

Facepalm. I love her, but this board would eat her alive.

Aw, bless her heart!

PinupMomma08 · February 2014

Welcome back!!!

AKPuffin · February 2014

Glad to have you back!

Want a personalized experience?

Sheepishly waves hello...

Re: Sheepishly waves hello...

Choose Another Board

Search Boards