My ambiotic fluid level is high. That's why I'm so huge

MissyNWill · February 2014

First of all, I had no idea the coworker who told me this is a doctor. No clue whatsoever. Secondly, I had no idea I actually had ambiotic fluid, and so much of it! I need to make my doctor aware of this immediately! But at least now I have a medical reason for why my belly is so huge.

amdecker1016 · February 2014

MissyNWill said:
First of all, I had no idea the coworker who told me this is a doctor. No clue whatsoever. Secondly, I had no idea I actually had ambiotic fluid, and so much of it! I need to make my doctor aware of this immediately! But at least now I have a medical reason for why my belly is so huge.

saisongbird · February 2014

Please let this be sarcasm that failed....PLEASE let this be sarcasm that failed!!!

Zriseon3 · February 2014

This is a joke, right?

MissyNWill · February 2014

I'm being sarcastic. WTF is ambiotic fluid (amniotic is what she probably meant), and in what way is she qualified to "diagnose" my "huge" belly?

Stowne101 · February 2014

maybe she meant idiotic

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MissyNWill · February 2014

OT, ladies, come on now, lets have some common sense!

amdecker1016 · February 2014

Was this an update to this post?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/79845500

Zriseon3 · February 2014

MissyNWill said:
I'm being sarcastic. WTF is ambiotic fluid (amniotic is what she probably meant), and in what way is she qualified to "diagnose" my "huge" belly?

Thank God because I think the M14 stupid people quota for the day has been met.

MissyNWill · February 2014

bearsbearsbears said:

MissyNWill said:

OT, ladies, come on now, lets have some common sense!

The reason everyone is jumping on this post is because you cannot write in a way that can be understood.

I'm sorry if you can't discern when someone is being sarcastic.

amdecker1016 · February 2014

MissyNWill said:

bearsbearsbears said:

MissyNWill said:

OT, ladies, come on now, lets have some common sense!

The reason everyone is jumping on this post is because you cannot write in a way that can be understood.

I'm sorry if you can't discern when someone is being sarcastic.

No you have to use sarcastic font for that.
Otherwise no one will understand you.

MissyNWill · February 2014

My older coworker, who I am absolutely certain is not a doctor, told me yesterday that my belly is so huge because I have high levels of ambiotic fluid. She is otherwise a sweet woman, so I choose to make fun of her here instead of saying anything to her. In general, I want to throat punch anyone else who feels free to make reference to the size of any body part.

MissyNWill · February 2014

My post was meant to read that way. I just think so many on here are so quick to bust out the "you're being an idiot" card that they can no longer see sarcasm.

amdecker1016 · February 2014

I don't know which one i like better

MissyNWill · February 2014

I clearly stated in a comment that I think she meant amniotic fluid. I can't even type the word "ambiotic" without having to close the little spellcheck thingy.

amdecker1016 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

MissyNWill said:
My post was meant to read that way. I just think so many on here are so quick to bust out the "you're being an idiot" card that they can no longer see sarcasm.
No.. No... You're just an idiot.

MissyNWill · February 2014

I guess I'm confused...it's offensive that I failed at sarcasm, and that you think I misspelled amniotic when I already stated that this is the word my coworker told me?
Bottom line, she's a sweet old lady who says ambiotic for amniotic and feels like she can tell people they have a huge belly and why that may be.

CruiseGirl28 · February 2014

I understood what she was getting at, but it seemed that she started talking mid-story. OP, you just didn't explain yourself very well.

SassyFlats · February 2014

I got the sarcasm the first time. It wasn't crystal clear, but I like to think I'm pretty fluent in sarcasm anyway. :P

MissyNWill · February 2014

While I wasn't really anticipating the sarcasm fail, it was kinda fun to see the collective panty twist about ambiotic fluid and me not realizing I work with a doctor

TDeneeS · February 2014

Seriously?!?!?

LolaBelle11 · February 2014

What an idiot.

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KariB509 · February 2014

MissyNWill said:
My older coworker, who I am absolutely certain is not a doctor, told me yesterday that my belly is so huge because I have high levels of ambiotic fluid. She is otherwise a sweet woman, so I choose to make fun of her here instead of saying anything to her. In general, I want to throat punch anyone else who feels free to make reference to the size of any body part.

I gotta say I was totally confused by your OP. I get it now but upon first reading it I thought you were just dumb. But I've seen you around here before so I kept reading so as to decipher the OP.