August 2013 Moms

A13 Interactive Love Story

Let's play a game. I will start a Valentine story - each poster adds something to the story. Take it wherever your imagination desires...anything goes. Hint: this should NOT be a happily ever after rainbow gathering.

Once upon a time there was a happy couple, we'll call them Greg and Samantha. They had known each other since high school but just recently started dating after crossing paths at a mutual friend's intervention. This was going to be their first Valentine Day together & Samantha had been eagerly awaiting to be swept off her feet all week. The alarm clock went off on Valentine morning & Samantha opened her sleepy eyes to the sight of....

Re: A13 Interactive Love Story

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  • Samantha: "Damn it, Greg! You do this every time we are supposed to have a romantic day! It's almost like you are trying to avoid having sex. Wait.....do you not want to have sex with me?"
  • "Of course I do!" said Greg. To get back at Greg, Samantha walked into the kitchen and....

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  • Looking closer it was a chocolate dildo. Her valentines gift.
  • She sat there for quite a while, covered in peanut butter & whipped cream, pondering the true meaning behind this giant chocolate dildo. Then, out of the corner of her eye she caught a glimpse of someone peering into their dining room window. She lept up and ran over the the window to discover...
  • RevezRevez member
    edited February 2014
    "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..."

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  • But lampchop sadly became a eunuch because a last time he went on and on he ended up with a Charlie Horse that only could be fixed by having it removed.
  • She shrieked loudly in surprise. Lambchop!

    The memories came flooding back as the whip cream melted off her breasts.

    Greg walks into the kitchen.
  • To spite Lambchop, when he returned to the kitchen, he stopped to lick the whipped cream off Samantha's breast, while staring down Lambchop.

    GASP! Peanut butter! Greg's eyes began to water and his throat started to swell.
  • You guys are leaving me hangin here..
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  • Greg's penis hitting the floor! He had shot it right off! Samantha though startled, was relieved that she no longer had to worry about Greg and his chocolate penis that he was actually going to use to....
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