"No Fat Chicks"

Re: "No Fat Chicks"

• CinemaGoddess member

  February 2014

  lol @ a pimped out Hyundai. 

  
  

   
  

  
  

  Unable to even.  

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• lilorangekitty member

  February 2014

  I don't think I get it... What is it supposed to me?

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• RayRay007 member

  February 2014

  What does that even mean?  Only dudes who drive trucks date fat chicks?

  
  

  It isn't even an accurate stereotype.

  
  

  **stuck in quote box**

  The only thing I could come up with is that his car is too small (you'd need a truck) to drive around a fat chick. It was dumb and made him look like a total dickwad. 

  
  

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• EVA116 member

  February 2014

  I don't get it either.

  

   

  

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• CinemaGoddess member

  February 2014

  Pimped out hyundais for young men are like porches for old men. 

  
  

  It means they have a small dick.  Like, Vienna Sausage dick.  

   
  

  
  

  Unable to even.  

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  You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  CinemaGoddess said:

  lol @ a pimped out Hyundai. 

  
  

  Lady. Step inside my Hyundai.  I'm going to take you up to Glendale.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto:  We welcome to you the board with open legs.  Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  pobrecita said:

  I thought it mean he doesn't fuck "fat" chicks. Drive = fuck, truck = fat chick Welp.

  This is how I'm reading it.  "I don't drive a truck, because I don't want to fuck fat chicks." Which doesn't even make sense.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto:  We welcome to you the board with open legs.  Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• EVA116 member

  February 2014

  missyishere said:

  pobrecita said:

  I thought it mean he doesn't fuck "fat" chicks. Drive = fuck, truck = fat chick Welp.

  This is how I'm reading it.  "I don't drive a truck, because I don't want to fuck fat chicks." Which doesn't even make sense.

  
  oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......stupid.

  

   

  

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• insertclevername member

  February 2014

  One day I was pulling into the high school parking lot and I saw a pimped out Dodge Neon. At lunch I went off about what kind of loser douche pimps out a Dodge Neon. Apparently the kid sitting at the table with my friends. He really did not like me after that.

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• LuckyDad member

  February 2014

  CinemaGoddess said:

  Pimped out hyundais for young men are like porches for old men. 

  
  

  It means they have a small dick.  Like, Vienna Sausage dick.  

  Or hummers. Or jacked up F250s.
  
  When I first read this I was like "Why are you against old men having porches on their houses?"
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• myatala member

  February 2014

  Husband and I always say "Sorry about your cock!" whenever we see someone driving an assholemobile.
  
  Although this one time I said "duck" instead of "cock" (dick + cock?) so now we've taken to saying "Sorry about your duck!" in hopes Owen doesn't insult people's cocks outright.

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• [Deleted User] member

  February 2014

  missyishere said:

  CinemaGoddess said:

  lol @ a pimped out Hyundai. 

  
  

  Lady. Step inside my Hyundai.  I'm going to take you up to Glendale.

  Aww you beat me.
  
  Cause when our eyes did meeeeet...girl you know I was packin' heeeaaat
  

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