Friday humor

Re: Friday humor

• Bean386 member

  February 2014

  Here is one more

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• FishyMom member

  February 2014

  Love!!!  I could use some laughter today.

  ******************** BFP Warning *******************

   

  I'm 29 and DH is 32 we have a MFI (low count) 

  IVF #1 starting in August. ER 9/5/13 23 eggs we are fertilizing 15. 9 frozen
  ET 9/10 - transferred 1 perfect 5AA blast
  7dp5dt BFP ~~ Beta on 9/19 - 77.4 Beta #2 on 9/21 - 357
  Low heartbeat on 10/7 86, lower heartbeat on 10/11 76, no heartbeat 10/14/13. D&C 10/15/13
  Tests revealed MTHFR c677t mutation, put on Folgard.
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  FET #1 1/6/14 - 4BB blast - BFN

  FET #2 - 3/3/14 - 5AB Blast -- Beta #1 3/12 - 152 -- Beta #2 3/14 - 358

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  FET #3 06/09/16 - 5AB Blast - Beta #1 6/18- 245 -- Beta #2 06/20 - 600

   PAIF/SAIF/PAL/SAL welcome!

  
  

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• ronniesgirl1981 member

  February 2014

  

  Me: 34 | He: 40
  TTC since 08/2012
  DX: DOR
  
  
  
  
  

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• Deardra77 member

  February 2014 edited February 2014

  Here's some more :-) Also, TGIF! If you think a positive ovulation test is foreplay, you may be infertile. If you have bragged about the size of your follicles, you may be infertile. If you know what a "dildo cam" is, you may be infertile. If your coworker asks you what day it is and you say, "cycle day 9", you may be infertile. If you husband has ever utter the sentence, "Why bother, you're not ovulating?", you might be infertile. If you buy pregnancy tests more frequently than you buy food, you may be infertile. If words like 'follistim' and 'vaginal suppository' are part of your everyday vocabulary, you may be infertile. If you have audibly growled at a box of tampons, you may be infertile. If you have changed the route to work to avoid driving by Babies 'R Us, you may be infertile. If you find having extensive conversations about your ovaries completely normal, you may be infertile. If you think pillow talk is asking your husband to get pillows to prop up your legs, you may be infertile. If you had sex exactly 12 times last year, you may be infertile.

  

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