December 2013 Moms

Fire in the hole part deuce

Ok ok ladies I know you are like I wonder how macadamias vajayjay is holding up. Well today is your lucky day. I had a follow up appointment today to check on my progress. Even after having my lady bits burnt with silver nitrate I still love my new OB. Today she had on a red dress with knee high black boots and a suit jacket! She is fabulous. Anyways I'm sitting there naked with my little tissue paper sheet and she's like let's chat and be best friends. We'll not that last part but a girl can dream. Anywho she's all, "if you have any questions about the area I'm your girl." Apparently she has only lived here for 4 years. So half joking I asked where the best sushi spot was. She wrote down three places and then went over the quality of each one. She said, "what else?" So I asked where I could score stellar brunch. BOOM three more options. She told me to call her anytime if I ever need anything. Driving around can't find a good lunch spot? Just call. Lol like she doesn't have more important things to do. She is so cool. Then she makes me look at my lady bits in the mirror. While she uses more silver nitrate to light my crotch on fire. No sex for atleast another week. But I can't even be mad at her because she is awesome.

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