kids say funny things

Re: kids say funny things

• Melissa0926432 member

  February 2014

  that's so cute!  My nephew (who is 4 but was 3 at the time he said this) is always so concerned when DD cries.  He will ask "why is baby crying" and we will tell him she is tired or hungry.  His reasoning is "probably baby is crying because she has no hair".  He also told me I should take her to the doctor to get more hair.  Poor kid is so concerned that his cousin will be bald forever!

   

  

   

   

  
  

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• lancomechica member

  February 2014

  So funny!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Bonus: 

  
  

  
  

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• emandia member

  February 2014

  Lol!!!
  
  My oldest made me laugh the other day. I asked him to go get my hairband from the upstairs bathroom. He went and grabbed it for me and said "Eww Mom, your hairband looks like Dr. Phil." When I figured out what he meant, I was dying.
  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  February 2014

  These are great, lol. That's all I have to add

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• thegoodpotato

  February 2014

  maryannespier said:

  Future Edward Snowden!

  Confession:  Whenever I here this guy's name, I can't think of anything but Catch 22. 

  
  

  Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

  
  

  Marnie has a million, but I don't think anything would top Dr Phil. That's priceless.

  

  Monster Truck (It's a GIRL!) is due 19/02/2015!

  
  

  

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• thegoodpotato

  February 2014

  Ok I just thought of one. Not funny, but...... Weird.

  
  

  So M tells us we can't go to the park at night because 'bad guys will get us' (I have no idea why she thinks this, we've never told her this, and we often go for walks at night).

  
  

  One day I asked her 'then what happens?'

  
  

  Her response:

  
  

  Well, they take you to the bad guys' house, then they kill you, then they put you on the grass. Then you go to the doctor, and you see me, then you be happy!

  
  

  Not sure if I should take her for therapy.......

  
  

  On the other side of things, sometimes she tells me there are bad guys outside the window. But then they go back to their bad guys' house, have bee poop (sandwiches), have suckie and Pink Babies (her blanket is named Pink Baby), and have nap. "Those bad guys so cute; so tiny!  Awwwww!"

  
  

  I don't get this kid.

  

  Monster Truck (It's a GIRL!) is due 19/02/2015!

  
  

  

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• jennipalmer member

  February 2014

  While pregnant with Liam I was babysitting for a friend. I was laying him down for nap patting his bottom and Ds1(10 yrs old) says "why do you keep spanking him. That's mean."

   

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• lrichmond86 member

  February 2014

  Rmnam1 said:

  @thegoodpotato your comment reminded me of this: These make me laugh out loud. Kids say such weird things! https://www.danoah.com/2014/01/29-more-of-the-creepiest-things-ever-said-by-kids.html

  Omg. I woke up to pee in the middle of the night and couldn't go back to sleep so I read these. Thought I was going to wake up dh. So funny!
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  

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