Let's have a TMI thread...

JackoftheBox · February 2014

So my first order of TMI is using the restroom at work (not to pee LOL). I use to be so uncomfortable with this. Then after I came back from maternity leave (and after being constipated for FOREVER) it was no longer a big deal. I still act like i'm on a secret mission for the CIA and try to go unseen and get in and out as fast as possible.... but hey, I can do it!!

TittsMcGee · February 2014

I always flush while peeing (courtesy flush). Honestly, I hate hearing people in other stalls pee and I hate people hearing me pee.

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hopefulmom81 · February 2014

I can't poop if I am in earshot of another human being which is weird because I have no shame about pretty much everything else in life.

If someone comes into the restroom while I am going, I clamp it up until they flush or hit the hand dryer

JackoftheBox · February 2014

TittsMcGee said:

I always flush while peeing (courtesy flush). Honestly, I hate hearing people in other stalls pee and I hate people hearing me pee.
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Thankfully I work in the executive wing and there is a one toilet bathroom. No stalls.

That would bother me A LOT. I would probably never be able to use the restroom at work LOL.

tifdaski84 · February 2014

TittsMcGee said:

I always flush while peeing (courtesy flush). Honestly, I hate hearing people in other stalls pee and I hate people hearing me pee.
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This is kinda brilliant! I'm a shy-peer and have a hard time going if there's someone else in there. I might have to try this next time I get stage fright.

Chapter79 · February 2014

There is nothing more awkward than a super quiet bathroom with another person next to you.. they were there first, so finishing up. It's quiet, and you start peeing.. does it not seem SO LOUD?

eyenigh · February 2014

There is nothing worse than being in a stall next to someone who is even just breathing hard and straining-- like almost grunting? Ugh, I hate bathroom noises.

Shabutie · February 2014

The Sound Princess

Maybe we should get these for American restrooms haha

TittsMcGee · February 2014

Those Japanese are so fancy I bet their shit smells like Chanel #5

PB102012 · February 2014

I hate using the restroom when I know there is someone in there waiting for me to leave so they can continue.... I always get stage fright because it's so quiet.

TittsMcGee · February 2014

Farting always seems to end the awkward silence. Not to mention its smelly.

JackoftheBox · February 2014

I used this restroom over the weekend at a restaurant and tooted. A little girl started cracking up and was like OMG she just farted!!! Then she farted and started laughing even harder. It was pretty amusing

KatieB19 · February 2014

TittsMcGee said:

I always flush while peeing (courtesy flush). Honestly, I hate hearing people in other stalls pee and I hate people hearing me pee.
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No way could I do this. I've had automatic toilets flush on me (I'm short, and some sensors are up at head height...) and the spray from the toilet flushing splashes up on me in places I don't want toilet water to be.

I used to be super paranoid about people hearing me poop. I don't even care anymore. Pee, poop, whatever. Everyone does it, I'm in a bathroom, deal with it, lol.

TittsMcGee · February 2014

KatieB19 said:

TittsMcGee said:

I always flush while peeing (courtesy flush). Honestly, I hate hearing people in other stalls pee and I hate people hearing me pee.
$:\$ ">

No way could I do this. I've had automatic toilets flush on me (I'm short, and some sensors are up at head height...) and the spray from the toilet flushing splashes up on me in places I don't want toilet water to be.

I used to be super paranoid about people hearing me poop. I don't even care anymore. Pee, poop, whatever. Everyone does it, I'm in a bathroom, deal with it, lol.

I probably enjoy toilet water splashing my butt more than I should $:\$ ">

JackoftheBox · February 2014

@tittsmcgee this is how i am now picturing you as a child.

JackoftheBox · February 2014

This would be my kid if we had one....

TittsMcGee · February 2014

JackoftheBox said:

This would be my kid if we had one....

I wish we had a bidet in our house.

KatieB19 · February 2014

TittsMcGee said:

KatieB19 said:

TittsMcGee said:

I always flush while peeing (courtesy flush). Honestly, I hate hearing people in other stalls pee and I hate people hearing me pee.
$:\$ ">

No way could I do this. I've had automatic toilets flush on me (I'm short, and some sensors are up at head height...) and the spray from the toilet flushing splashes up on me in places I don't want toilet water to be.

I used to be super paranoid about people hearing me poop. I don't even care anymore. Pee, poop, whatever. Everyone does it, I'm in a bathroom, deal with it, lol.

I probably enjoy toilet water splashing my butt more than I should $:\$ ">

I pucker up and get really uncomfortable. ...TMI?

Arcadia1114 · February 2014

I found a bathroom on the other side of my building that is always secluded. The fan and lights go on when you walk in so you don't have to do the obvious "I'm going to poop so I need to turn on the fan". I enjoy this bathroom more than I should.

KatieB19 · February 2014

I will say that it's much more interesting to use a public restroom with a toddler in tow. It was super awesome that time I was going and he asked (in a not empty restroom) whether I was pooping and could he see.

TittsMcGee · February 2014

KatieB19 said:
I pucker up and get really uncomfortable. ...TMI?

Nothing is TMI anymore.

DS' birth has really done big damage to my behind. Hemorrhoids can suck it.

I wish my freaking OB would have told me what vaginal birth would do to my arse. I would have chosen C section for sure.

TMI? Maybe.

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