Ladies, I have not had sex in over a year. That's right, the night we conceived these two bundles of joy was the last time we had sex.
Nothing kills your sex drive like 2 1/2 years of infertility. Also we are both old and tired - even before the babies. Most of you know, but when we did conceive, we were in a 'resting' cycle between IVF treatments We had already done 6 failed IUIs, and 3 failed IVFs. We didn't really expect it to work, were both tired and really didn't want to do it but I knew I was ovulating so we figured we should. At one point DH asked me if I was still awake. It was that good.
After I got pregnant, I was too sore, sick, or tired for it and since they've been born we've both been way too tired for anything like that.
Until last night. I couldn't sleep, and DH started putting on the moves. At first I was like:
And then when I realized what was happening, I was like 'bring it on!'
Alas, we are entering the 4 month sleep regression with the girls and before we got too far along they woke up and between the two of them, proceeded to wake up EVERY SINGLE HOUR from 10 pm until 4 AM, thus destroying any hope of finishing what we started.
This is me at work today thinking about how if these girls don't start sleeping better, I may never get to have sex ever again.