I usually post on other people's threads rather than starting my own- so I hope you don't mind me sharing this story.
You'd think it would be hard to ACCIDENTALLY press down the plunger of a syringe full of sperm.
But I did.
Instead of inseminating last night, I shot semen all over our clean bedsheets. I actually considered trying to wring out the fabric to see if there was any usable sample left. I felt so terrible- our donor has been totally changing his lifestyle to help produce more (cut drinking, high fructose corn syrup, eating healthy, eating walnuts, pomegranate juice- basically anything Dr. Google says will help and then I wasted it.
The good news is that we have a local known donor and aren't paying tons of money for frozen sperm so we were able to laugh rather than cry.
I just needed to share this story with some friends that might understand how immensely ridiculous I felt last night. Who would understand how very precious that fluid is to us right now.
Premature Ejaculation.....and it wasn't even his fault! Tonight I'm leaving the sample cup and syringe with DW.