I asked my H to clean Cooper's inhaler spacer and he used the kitchen SPONGE! Even though I told him to put it in a bowl of warm soapy water. So I guess I have to get a new spacer now. What stupid things has your H done???
"Parenting is a constant struggle between making your kid's live better and ruining your own." Willie Robertson, 'Duck Dynasty'
My husband is oblivious to how sizes run in baby clothes. We were shopping for DD once when she was like 12 months old and he picks something off the rack and goes "I like this, this looks like it fits". I stared at it and immediately could tell it was too small. I looked at the tag....3-6 months. I said "You do realize this is 3-6 months right?" LOL.
I could not figure out why Gages bathroom smelled like pee. So I took out the lone diaper and cleaned it down while he took a bath. Well mid bath he had to poop so I put him on the toilet. Which was full of old smelly pee! So I brought it up to h when he got home. He said " oh ya I forgot to flush that ". Who forgets to flush!!?? He is 29 years old!
Mh does this all the time.. he says he is trying not to wake LO. Uh huh, bc he will totally hear the toilet flushing upstairs. Men are lazy
Uh a month ago he left a burner on in the bbq. It was gas. I think he thought he switched it off but switched it to low. Anyway by the next day it caught fire and burned the side of our house.
This morning he turned on the hose to hose off his car and forgot it on. He left at 5 am and I noticed at noon when there was a waterfall coming from our front yard. In his defense he's been working a lot and has been distracted. But come on dude! I feel like I have to double check everything!
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10
BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Mine is terrible with driving, not the actual driving but going places. Lately he's been the one driving and he goes the long/hard way to everything. We've been here 7 years you don't know the shortcuts and easy way around by now? Not to mention he grew up here! I'll never understand how he was a Scout in the military.
The other night LO had the stomach flu. She threw up all over her crib. I told H that I would sleep with her in the living room and to get me a comforter to lay down on the floor with her. He brings the one from our bed! I had to politely tell him to get one of the spare ones out of the closet.
Recently I asked DH to pack Lillian's lunch (we were going out and wouldn't be home to eat) and at lunch time, I find he packed a very small amount of plain, cooked ziti and a cheese stick. Thats it.
I also loved the time when I asked him to find her hat, and he brings down a hair bow. On what planet...?! Haha he tries, I guess!
@MissMusic - This made me laugh...but honestly, this is really cute!!!
Re: Stupid things husbands do...
This morning he turned on the hose to hose off his car and forgot it on. He left at 5 am and I noticed at noon when there was a waterfall coming from our front yard. In his defense he's been working a lot and has been distracted. But come on dude! I feel like I have to double check everything!
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
That's all kinds of awesome!