If you want your baby born tomorrow do the following: 1. Watch 2 episodes of full house while bouncing on your yoga ball. 2. Eat kung pow chicken for breakfast. 3. Spin around 3 times (with a spotter) while saying the poem: "baby oh baby, where are you, baby oh baby come out, and make my dreams come true" 4. Sit down close your eyes and think happy thoughts, then throw salt over your right shoulder. Bam you're in labor!!! Congrats can't wait to read your birth story.
That poem is pretty awesome. I think I may have found a new birth affirmation!
OP, just to clarify, we are a community of women who have been here for a while, some of us 9 months. It just gets a little tiring to answer the same question over and over again. If you'd like support and to make friends here, click on the 'read me first' thread at the top. If you'd like to hear old wives tales of how to induce naturally, ask Dr. Google.
PS For all that is holy please don't try Castor Oil.
I just lurked and searched the boards and noticed your very unfavorable reactions to questions about being induced/dilated/cervix questions... I've been working long 70 hour weeks during my pregnancy, special education teacher/school administrator. I just came onto the blogs recently after stopping work. I didn't realize everyone had a connection and had been talking for so long. It does now seem socially awkward to have started the coversation that way. I asked about inducing because my dr recommended it (blood pressure/size of baby), not because I'm crazy. Maybe with baby number 2 I'll join sooner. Still wishing everyone good luck!
Re: Can't wait!
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
— The Doctor, Season 3, Episode 6
That poem is pretty awesome. I think I may have found a new birth affirmation!
Didn't realize you guys were so crazy! Good luck to everyone!
Maybe with baby number 2 I'll join sooner. Still wishing everyone good luck!