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Glad MH likes my post-baby body... BUT

dunvillesdunvilles member
in February 2014 Moms
I swear I am going to smack him if he tries to grab my boobs one more time!!! Yes, they are LARGE (normally I am a B, now a DD)... yes, I know you like them.... but when I show you a cracked nipple and explain that I have mastitis... DO- NOT- TOUCH!!!!

I'm going to get out our tazer and zap him if he tries to touch them again...

(I am mostly joking about the tazer.... mostly....)

Anyone else's H doing things like this?
#rainbows and #unicorns make any situation #cute. keithcorcoran
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Re: Glad MH likes my post-baby body... BUT

  • queeniecrayonqueeniecrayon member
    Taser sounds like a good plan....mine hasn't started yet, but I know it's coming...at least I feel flattered?

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    BFP#1 10/24/11 EDD 07/01/11 DD1 6/29/11
    BFP#2 07/26/12 EDD 03/21/13 M/C(mmc6wk)09/04/12 @~11w
    BFP#3 02/08/13 EDD 10/22/13 M/C(mmc6wk)03/11/13 @~8w
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  • MissDemeanorMissDemeanor member
    Sadly, my guy is not a huge boob man, since I started out with DD. I think it's more like udders now.

    I am interested in knowing where to get a taser though, sounds like it would come in handy ;)
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  • dunvillesdunvilles member
    Mine usually isn't a boob man either... but they are LARGE now lol. Also he has been neglected for a while now. DTD when 9 months pregnant isn't that fantastic for him apparently... lol especially when the purpose is to get labor started.... who knew ;)
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  • MissDemeanorMissDemeanor member
    I have my 'labour starting' date tonight. I have never looked less forward to sexy time in my life. I'd feel bad, except I know he's only taking one for the team too. Sigh. ;)
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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    If my dh had tried to touch my boobs when I had mastitis he'd have had one warning if he was lucky, and after that he'd have a bloody nose. I'm not a violent person but my god the boobs hurt and I've only so much self restraint.


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  • versedversed member
    Ya, DH is obsessed with the girls now and my new "svelt" figure. However, ya with mastitis, that's a big no-no!
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