May 2014 Moms

Pregnancy Brain At It's Finest

So, I'm stuck at home, restricted pretty much to the couch and the bathroom.  DH told me yesterday to figure out what I wanted for dinner, and he would stop on his way home, get stuff, and cook.  Awesome DH I have, because I haven't had to cook dinner since we got our BFP.  So, I'm sitting here thinking what sounds good, and I think spaghetti sounds good.  I proceed to text him.  No response, no response.  Finally my iPad dings that I have a message, and it's from one of our church friends that she thinks spaghetti sounds good for dinner too.  I had text her instead of DH (not sure how).  I profusely apologized and had a good laugh at myself.

Re: Pregnancy Brain At It's Finest

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  • Whoops! I texted DH the other day while he was at the grocery store because I'd forgotten to add a few things to the list. I kept texting and texting, but he didn't answer, and I was on a call for work so I couldn't call him. When he got home, I totally went off on him for ignoring my texts and for not getting whatever it was I wanted (probably something stupid like ice cream for a pregnancy craving). Turns out I was texting his office phone number. I felt so stupid!
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  • I have been forgetting to take food out the oven. Twice in one week. Yep dinner ruined.
  • HAHA!

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  • @paleblueeyes I broke my favorite stoneware baking pan because I turned my oven on and didn't even realize it was sitting on the stove. 
  • I've ran the laundry without detergent once this week, and almost did it a 2nd time. I got the dishwasher ready to run but didn't run it. I went to the fridge for cookies last night, totally covered by grabbing the milk though.




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  • @JennyOR30 Church lady for the win if she brings you spaghetti haha!
    In memory of the angel babies that were too perfect for Earth.

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  • Um, I just ruined my brand new ninja because I put whiskey stones (yes, real rocks) into the blender instead of ice cubes. I'm so mad at myself!
  • @sopsongbird alas she was stuck working in the ER yesterday. :(
  • Ran the keurig without putting the cup under to catch the coffee. :/
  • @JennyOR30 I'm eating spaghetti right now...I blame you!
    In memory of the angel babies that were too perfect for Earth.

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  • @AnnieA75 my husband did the same thing once. He text my work line and when I got the message the next day the voicemail recited his text in its robot voice. He said a funny phrase we always use. It was the funniest thing and gave me a good laugh!
  • Last weekend, I left the keys to my (brand new) car on the front seat while we were inside a store. They fell into my lap and pregnant, forgetful me just left them there, and didn't even notice I wasn't holding them to lock the car. When we made this discovery, DH was not pleased.

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    Baby #2 due 4/26/16!

  • That's pretty funny!  You should have had a group spaghetti dinner!  ;)  Yesterday morning I realized right before throwing out the "cream" I'd put on 2 or 3 times recently that burned my skin was actually CREAM BODY WASH!!!  What a dimwit am I!  No wonder it burned my skin - it's probably meant to be watered down and washed off, not left on all day!!!
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