I have been fielding calls all week from in laws, co workers, friends and family who all have their opinions on how or when I should have this baby! Drugs no drugs, induction is rushing a baby, private labor vs family labor! I do not need any advise on these issues just help fielding people away from these topics. As much as I appreciate opinions from everyone who calls 20474830183 times a day now, I need silence!!!!!! Help!!!! I am afraid I am such a bitch now days I will rip a head off if I told them what I thought of their opinions! What's a good re directing statement!
Re: Needing some quick comebacks
"Awesome! You can do that the next kid you have!"
"Oh I'm having a dolphin assisted birth! Didn't I tell you?!?!!"
"I'm glad you knocked me up and your opinion really matters to me!"