...Toddler related injury you've gotten?
Mine's a tie between stepping on (and being cut by) the lid from her barrel of monkeys and getting startled by something randomly singing at 3 AM as I walked by to make a bottle, making me hop away from it and directly into DH's tool bag.
By the way, the randomly singing toy is now at goodwill. Take THAT Elmo.
Edited because words are hard.
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