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A nursery rhyme....

AMcLawsAMcLaws member
in July 2014 Moms
Here's a rhyme for your Sunday:

Here I sit,
All broken hearted.
Came to shit,
But only farted.


:p i haven't pooped in days, and the discomfort is pretty unreal. I know we've all been there. Anyone else still experiencing it?

I was sitting on the throne, and remembered my dad used to say this all the time when I was a kid. :)
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Re: A nursery rhyme....

  • rattlecanqueenrattlecanqueen member
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  • AMcLawsAMcLaws member
    I finally got some relief, praise the good Lord. And I stocked up on leafy greens when I went grocery shopping this morning :)
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  • bewilderingstarbewilderingstar member
    I seriously got up at 3 this morning to poop. That was a new one for me!

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    BFP#2: 01/27/13 EDD 10/06/13 missed m/c 02/25/13 9wks
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  • cuntasaurusrexcuntasaurusrex member
    I seem to be going once every 3-4 days, which is a vast change of my pre-pregnancy 3-4 times a DAY.
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    Alexander - 8/9/14
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  • Nichole8787Nichole8787 member
    That happened to me too! I have never in my life woken up in the middle of the night to go before!
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  • Hail123Hail123 member
    This was my dad's favourite rhyme too!
    Also, I feel your pain.
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  • cakebatter27cakebatter27 member
    I hate that! I cut my iron pill to every other day and I'm back to normal.
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  • AnotherPreggoAnotherPreggo member
    Weird. My dad used to say this too hahaha. 
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    DS 7/16/14
    DD Free from FPIES triggers as of 18 months! 
    Sweet potato, avocado, banana, mango, oats, wheat & rice outgrown.
    Dairy, soy, and peanut allergies outgrown! Allergic to eggs.
    DS MSPI, egg allergy
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  • AMcLawsAMcLaws member
    taylorjeanne84 said:

    I have the ending to the rhyme:

    Later on
    I took a chance
    Tried to fart
    But shit my pants...

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I freaking love it!!!
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  • SweetTamale38SweetTamale38 member
    It's opposite for me. :(   Last night at work I felt the need to let out a little air -- but ended up having to throw away my underpants and go commando the rest of my shift.  :(   That was no fun at all!

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