Saturday secrets---~

AmandaR204 · February 2014

Share a secret. I used to work at Victoria's Secret when I was 19. It was lunch time and I was hungry but forgot my debit card. So I saw a girls burrito (she was a racist bitch btw, if that makes it better) and I ate it. Yes I ate her lunch and watched her lose her mind about it. I did not feel bad at all. I also took only half a bite of her cookie,

AnyMax · February 2014

We had company coming for dinner last night. I chose to nap after work instead of cleaning, thinking H would do it when he got home. He ended up having to stay late, so in a mad dash to clean up while making dinner, I hid dirty dishes in the fridge because the dishwasher was full. We had to use the fine china because there were no clean everyday plates. I said I was just in the mood to use the nice stuff, the kitchen looked nice, and H hasn't found the evidence yet. No shame.

bookqueen · February 2014

I cancelled a party that I was hosting today because I wanted to go buy girl scout cookies and avoid having to clean my house. And I desperately need enough shower. There wasn't enough time before the party to do all that.

babyd143 · February 2014

bookqueen said:

I cancelled a party that I was hosting today because I wanted to go buy girl scout cookies and avoid having to clean my house. And I desperately need enough shower. There wasn't enough time before the party to do all that.

Wait! Stop at "go buy girl scout cookies"...

Where can you do this? I neeeeeeed thin mints!

bumpuser10199668 · February 2014

bookqueen said:

I cancelled a party that I was hosting today because I wanted to go buy girl scout cookies and avoid having to clean my house. And I desperately need enough shower. There wasn't enough time before the party to do all that.

TaCOS????

AmandaR204 · February 2014

They have Girl Scouts slangin on the corner? Where?! Tell me where?!

bookqueen · February 2014

Yesss, my taco party was cancelled. Lol. I'm picking up cookies behind a Denny's. not weird right? Lol. I'm getting Tagalongs for me and those lemon powdered cookies for DH because I ate all his chips yesterday..

kmbk27 · February 2014

I like our roommate as a person, but I hate him as a roommate. While part of me wants to refuse to clean up after him (and SO), the other part of me can't stand the mess. This morning, I thought my dog was in the kitchen eating - but then I realized he sounded too far away to be at his bowl. He was eating roommate's cereal from last night that he had left on the floor. Every so often I mention to SO that something about our living situation needs to change by September. He keeps telling me to be patient. It would be a lot easier to be patient if they would both just PICK UP THEIR SHIT. I am not the type to freak out about a little mess here and there or dishes being in the sink for more than a day, but I am guilty of hating any mess I didn't make, and I cannot handle knowing that it won't get cleaned up unless I do it.

PurrBox · February 2014

MermaidsMagic said:

I used to steal jewelry all the time from place I worked at when I was 19. They treated us all like crap, we had to work shity hours with awful pay. They'd punish us for what they thought were infeactions by banishing us to the coldest part of the store and told us to reorganize the entire thing, or into the stock rom in the summer where it was over 100 degrees with no water. So, when id show someone our overpriced jewelry, I'd take a piece I liked. My mom has no idwa the pearl earrings she got for her 40thbday wre pilfered from the store.

:-O

kayemgi · February 2014

MermaidsMagic said:

I used to steal jewelry all the time from place I worked at when I was 19. They treated us all like crap, we had to work shity hours with awful pay. They'd punish us for what they thought were infeactions by banishing us to the coldest part of the store and told us to reorganize the entire thing, or into the stock rom in the summer where it was over 100 degrees with no water. So, when id show someone our overpriced jewelry, I'd take a piece I liked. My mom has no idwa the pearl earrings she got for her 40thbday wre pilfered from the store.

I used to steal as a teen too. Just because I could. Rebel phase, I guess. I stole a lot of junky crap from like Spencer's and Claire's and lip glosses and nail polish and stuff until I got cocky and got caught stealing a tee shirt from a department store. I'm glad I got caught or who knows what kind of bad stuff I'd be up to today!

Katsouza1 · February 2014

I just ate my daughters chocolate bar and I don't even feel bad.

courtney4425 · February 2014

Just hearing my father in laws voice puts me in a crap mood.... I love him very much, he's just been getting under my skin lately. Lives 2 hours away and still wants to come visit every weekend. I need a break!

nstark2908 · February 2014

I bought some Ben and Jerry's today. I don't plan on sharing with anyone. Also, is there a difference between a secret and a confession?

ArmyWife0623 · February 2014

DH and I havent had sex since before Christmas. I was sick the day after O up until i got my bfp. Then was too nervous to have sex right away since i had an m/c in nov. Went to our 1st u/s at 7 weeks, and was ready to finally jump DH when he replies, ''I dont want to poke the baby'' Yep, he said that! 8+ weeks, still....nothing... grrr!

Annsor · February 2014

I've been farting all day & blaming it on the dogs...now my husband refuses to give them a can of food for dinner because he thinks it's hurting their tummies. For shame!!

MrsLaLaBug · February 2014

I'm really a 56yo male. And a sex offender. And I'm bald.

kmbk27 · February 2014

kayemgi said:

MermaidsMagic said:

I used to steal jewelry all the time from place I worked at when I was 19. They treated us all like crap, we had to work shity hours with awful pay. They'd punish us for what they thought were infeactions by banishing us to the coldest part of the store and told us to reorganize the entire thing, or into the stock rom in the summer where it was over 100 degrees with no water. So, when id show someone our overpriced jewelry, I'd take a piece I liked. My mom has no idwa the pearl earrings she got for her 40thbday wre pilfered from the store.

I used to steal as a teen too. Just because I could. Rebel phase, I guess. I stole a lot of junky crap from like Spencer's and Claire's and lip glosses and nail polish and stuff until I got cocky and got caught stealing a tee shirt from a department store. I'm glad I got caught or who knows what kind of bad stuff I'd be up to today!

Ditto. I actually stole my prom dress Junior year of high school. Told my mom I had borrowed it from a friend when she asked where it came from. I never got caught - I guess I just stopped after a while. I'm surprised I did it at all - let alone more than once. I have a tendency to be kind of a chicken sometimes.

nstark2908 · February 2014

@yurizaba my sister lives in London and said good Mexican food is impossible to find. So, I don't blame you for liking Taco Bell.

purplestarz · February 2014

When I was a sophomore in high school our class was doing a "toiletries" drive for needy families. I was looking through the box one day and noticed someone donated a bottle of Tommy Hilfiger lotion...and I took it.

To this day I am so ashamed and never told anyone. Feels good to get it off my chest

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