XP: WHY HAS NO ONE OFFERED TO THROW ME A SHOWER? I'M ALREADY 12 WEEKS!

Re: XP: WHY HAS NO ONE OFFERED TO THROW ME A SHOWER? I'M ALREADY 12 WEEKS!

• LaurenAsh23 member

  January 2014

  I can't even...

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• [Deleted User] member

  January 2014

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• aLsMay24 member

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  I'm so confused. She has no relatives or friends to throw her a shower so who would she invite? Also, she's bought all the major baby items by 12 weeks??? I could t finish it all but she is bsc.
  
  Edit- I went back and OP is right definitely read the 3rd page!

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• lalaith50 member

  January 2014

  My favorite line is from a WK coming in, "I've dreamed of this my whole life so I want it a certain way."

  
  

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• nlane0723 member

  January 2014

  I haven't even read the thread yet and this title alone made me giggle.

  
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• ladyglittersparkles member

  January 2014

  schlanderer2005 said:

  I haven't even read the thread yet and this title alone made me giggle.

  
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• SassyFlats member

  January 2014

  schlanderer2005 said:

  I haven't even read the thread yet and this title alone made me giggle.

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• ufsandra85 member

  January 2014

  i almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard at the "caddy"
  

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• Andreabills member

  February 2014

  ufsandra85 said:

  i almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard at the "caddy"
  

  This was me too!

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• amdecker1016 member

  February 2014

  Between "caddy" and twatwaffle i might have peed myself a little!

  
  

  

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• nkrone08 member

  February 2014

  Heh. Twatwaffle. I need to remember to add that to my vocab more often.

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• LoveMoose85 member

  February 2014

  I was also shocked that no one commented on her "having all the major baby items bought by 12 weeks." 

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• lopezalonso member

  February 2014

  I couldn't even click on the link. It just looks too ridiculous.

  
  

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• coreyeliz member

  February 2014

  I can't even finish reading.  It's too good.  

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• kaking78 member

  February 2014

  Booking a hall?  Am I missing something?  Mine have been at people's houses.

  
  

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• hemeyer31 member

  February 2014 edited February 2014

  I want to know who the hell is coming to this shower if she has no mother, sisters, or friends who would be willing to throw her a shower?!

  
  

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• ifr8955 member

  February 2014

  Fabulous find! There was a couple of silly gooses on that page. I liked scrolling through it and seeing a lot of "love its" from icons I recognize from March 2014. 

  

  
  

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• kaelamerrill member

  February 2014

  "Twatwaffle" had me laughing so hard, DH came to read along with me. "Caddy"... I can't even deal with this right now. Freaking amazing.
  

  
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• AshleyO925 member

  February 2014

  I'm dying. And it still really hurts to laugh but that was so worth it.  I almost choked with the "caddy" comments and the one with the three showers all for boys trying to tell OP it's tacky to throw your own shower.

   

  

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• LittlePigeon member

  February 2014

  I want to begin by saying the littlepigeon and littlepenguin are not related.
  
  Second, the caddy portion of the thread made me actually laugh out loud.

  
  

  
  
  

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• ewallace00 member

  February 2014

  This was great!

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• sebullows member

  February 2014

  Pure entertainment. Thanks for posting this. )

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• kstar83 member

  February 2014

  amazing... i need popcorn.

  

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• peachy0709 member

  February 2014

  GOOD. LORD.
  

  
  
   
  

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• KTdid81 member

  February 2014

  It just gets better and better with every page.

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• Christal161 member

  February 2014

  Wow XD and strange how my sister is exactly like this!
  "It's my baby, it's for me, so I get to plan it not you!!" me and my mother were just looking at her in shock!
  And how she said "I've dreamed of this my whole life so I want it a certain way." sorry but that's ridiculous! I've only started thinking of baby showers when I got pregnant. And my mother was the one who planned it and I couldn't of asked for the most beautiful shower!
  OP must of been spoiled growing up. It's the only explanation for her attitude!
  

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• Zriseon3 member

  February 2014

  AlexaWinston said:

  I was also shocked that no one commented on her "having all the major baby items bought by 12 weeks." 

  This. I was too nervous being PgAL to buy anything until I was 20 weeks at least. We bought a crib when I was at 11 weeks only because we wanted one from IKEA and we were near one. The closest one is 5 hours away.

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• yalllow member

  February 2014

  This made me LOL. Thanks for sharing it

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• HobokensFury member

  February 2014

  Sadly OP is on my local board.
  

  

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