Cute/funny kids

BluepointToasted · January 2014

Time for another edition of cute and funny kid stories? What has your LO done lately that has made you chuckle?

DS has thought burping was funny for a while (must be a boy thing) and after he burps always laughs and tries to force another one out. We always call him a piggy, so now when you ask "what does the piggy say?" He pretends to burp. Goofball.

BluepointToasted · January 2014

Omg @pobrecita, too cute! (Also, I only typed pobre because I am lazy, but it autocorrected to pobrecita.). That's funny

NotSharknado · January 2014

DD calls every male she sees at the store "dada". I find myself saying "silly! You're dada's in the other aisle" in a loud nervous tone.

SpaceGirlSpiff · January 2014

NotSharknado said:

DD calls every male she sees at the store "dada". I find myself saying "silly! You're dada's in the other aisle" in a loud nervous tone.

Lol ... DS calls every older person he sees grampa or gramma. Awkward.

Also, he lately realized the word "people" and has been going around and saying "Hi People" to everyone.... doesnt always come out right... like one particular time we were in a restaurant and he was being a tad loud, which made a few elderly ladies nearby us develop annoyed looks on their faces. DS pointed at them and said "hello people" but the way he pronounced it, it sounded alot like "ol' people" ....... yyyyyeah.

shadypines · January 2014

The other day driving home.....

DS: "Does the birds use your car for a toilet?"

Me: I said "why?"

DS: "Because there is shit all over the car!!!"

littlestjerry · January 2014

DS is seriously obsessed with Miley Cyrus. Whenever I'm on the computer, he sidles up next to me and says "How 'bout Wrecking Ball, mama?" until I give in. Every time we watch it, when the ball goes through the wall he yells "Oh no, a mess!" Then, we watch We Can't Stop. Then, start at the beginning again with "How 'bout Wrecking Ball, mama?" and so on. We could go on forever if I didn't put a stop to it after several listens.

Monkeybabe · January 2014

Last night Zoe was making sure the dog was warm. She started out by putting a pillow on her lower half, then put dirty laundry on her, then finally took my blanket off the top of the dog crate and draped it over her. She took a break from warming the dog, in the middle of that, to put the laundry on the dog's face and shout, "Where's Zoe?!" at her.

ETA:

shadypines · January 2014

Monkeybabe said:
Last night Zoe was making sure the dog was warm. She started out by putting a pillow on her lower half, then put dirty laundry on her, then finally took my blanket off the top of the dog crate and draped it over her. She took a break from warming the dog, in the middle of that, to put the laundry on the dog's face and shout, "Where's Zoe?!" at her.

ETA:

Too FREAKING cute!!!

ASmallWonder · January 2014

Oh lord - there are so many lol He's learned to throw the peace sign and say "Peace Out!" He also figured out winking in the context of flirting. I worry I'm going to have the kid who sleeps with teachers and MILFs ugh We were talking about going to the museum or the zoo and he kept calling it the zoomezum and we had an entire "Who's On First" style conversation about which was which and which had animals.

WasNotWas · January 2014

H has been in charge of DS1's bedtime as of late, but he has been OOT since Wednesday and so when I put him to bed and say goodnight he asks "can we sing songs and I scratch your back?" Father of the year

taggiecb · January 2014

Every time there is something "scary" on tv (usually if someone is getting into mischief) Mav will run to the french door and watch the "scary" part from the other side of the door. He also rubbed a lady's bum at playgroup today. Thank goodness I know the woman really well, and she thought it was hilarious.

Dubwife79 · January 2014

I love these threads. Last night we were face timing with my mom and sis. Dd took off her pants and diaper stuck her ass in the air and yelled "look nanny this is my bum!" Then fell over from laughing at herself. I really just can't with this kid.

Spapeggy · January 2014

Dh was at Walmart with ds and ds always asks people hi, what's your name? So he asks this pretty girl and then she responds. Then ds says, are you married. The lady looked straight at dh like dude what a tool ha. He obviously had his ring on. Truth is ds is obsessed with weddings and learning who's married since bil just got married. Dh was all I swear I didn't teach him that haha.

Another is I was putting in a tampon but had my shirt pulled over to cover, ds walks in and says shocked, mom why are you putting it in your butt? Oh kids. Btw he just turned three

Spapeggy · January 2014

Oh and we were watching power rangers and for the 500th time I told him to stop picking his nose. 5 min later he runs behind the couch, so I say Bentley are you picking your nose? He says yes, I'm hiding so you won't see me haha

WasNotWas · January 2014

@spapeggy that reminds me of when I tell Bradley not to do something he tells me to close my eyes...

angelashly · January 2014

Mine is always doing something funny. My favorite right now is when she busts out in song and dance out if nowhere.

Also the other day I bought her Ariel and Aurora for her princess castle so she runs to play with them. All of a sudden she is back:
M: mama can you put Aurora back in the box.
Me: why
M: so we can take her back
Me: why would we take her back?
M: Because I don't like her song

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