Apparently eating jolly ranchers is going to give my baby diabetes. So far this is the most wacko thing I've been told. I'm sure there is worse out there! Feel free to share the wacko advice you've been given.
Last time around a co-worker in all seriousness and concern for me told me to stop reaching for a stack of papers that was over my head because I was going to strangle the baby...
Don't use Purell sanitizer wipes to clean your desk, might be bad for baby. Also, tights might cut off circulation to the baby, so best to avoid those, too.
I was told that women get post partum depression bc of how bad their bodies look after delivery. Everybody thinks it's hormones but it's the realization that they're never going to look as good. I kid you not, a guy said this to me. He was an expert bc he had two kids with his ex wife. That's a whole new level of stupid if you ask me.
What are you going to do with your dogs when the baby comes? What if they eat her? ....... They are siberian huskies not wolves I think we can handle it thanks
One of the professors in our office (who literally invents medical devices, and runs our center for human research subjects) said that I was going to regret eating my Twix bar the other day. I have no idea what his reasoning was. But...
I was told that women get post partum depression bc of how bad their bodies look after delivery. Everybody thinks it's hormones but it's the realization that they're never going to look as good. I kid you not, a guy said this to me. He was an expert bc he had two kids with his ex wife. That's a whole new level of stupid if you ask me.
I was told that women get post partum depression bc of how bad their bodies look after delivery. Everybody thinks it's hormones but it's the realization that they're never going to look as good. I kid you not, a guy said this to me. He was an expert bc he had two kids with his ex wife. That's a whole new level of stupid if you ask me.
Wow. He sounds like a winner. ETA..for some reason, this is rubbing me the wrong way, and really pissing me off. The more I think about it, the more I wanna throat punch him. What a asshat.
My dad asked me if I was making sure I remembered to put cocoa butter on my belly every day to prevent stretch marks. Mmmkay, and how many kids have you personally given birth to? None because you're a MAN. Shut your pie hole!
I was told that women get post partum depression bc of how bad their bodies look after delivery. Everybody thinks it's hormones but it's the realization that they're never going to look as good.
I kid you not, a guy said this to me. He was an expert bc he had two kids with his ex wife. That's a whole new level of stupid if you ask me.
Emphasis on EX WIFE. *sigh* Oh how she is missing out... 8-|
When I was pregnant with DD my mom told me to rub my nipples with a washcloth to tough them up. Also heard the no hands over your head thing.
Same! My mil told me in front of other people that there were things I could do to toughen up my nipples. I filed it under "awkward in law conversations."
I'm cringing just thinking about that...I know my nipples are going to be more sore than they are now, but let me enjoy the last few months!
Yeah i didn't do it. I was like, "Are you for real?" My boobs already feel like they are going to fall off.
What are you going to do with your dogs when the baby comes? What if they eat her? ....... They are siberian huskies not wolves I think we can handle it thanks
Ugh, this is one of my biggest pet peeves. I really hate how some people think that our pets are disposable or that pet owners only get pets to fill some void until they have kids. I feel sorry for the person who says this to me about my cats, which I'm sure will happen at some point.
This isn't necessarily wacko but every single time I see or speak to my dad he says "make sure you do EVERYTHING the doctor tells you. EV-ER-Y-THING!"
OMG fucking parents. My mom did the opposite of this yesterday and I wanted to strangle her through the phone (hormones, anyone?). It was the "don't listen to any advice I didn't get when I was pregnant 34 years ago" crap.
She asked how I was sleeping and I said fine, but I miss sleeping on my back. She didn't know what I was talking about, so I explained that it's supposed to be best for your circulation if you sleep on your left side. Her reaction? "That's ridiculous. No one told me that when I was pregnant. I slept however I wanted." My response: "Well, that was a long time ago. Medical knowledge has changed since you were last pregnant." Her answer: "Listen, when I was pregnant, I read Dr. Spock, and then we found out he didn't have any kids, so there you go."
My boss told me not to reach above my head too. I blurted out 'That's just stupid' luckily she just laughed and said 'Yeah, my Grandmother is the one that told me that'
I haven't gotten any nutso advice yet, but now that I am pregnant every time my mom and I discuss pregnancy/baby/kids she laughs this pure "revenge" laugh. I know it's not in my head, even my dad called her on it!
MIL told us that we shouldn't have any genetic testing done because 20 years ago she knew someone who was told that her child absolutely had Downs (he doesn't) & they should abort. Um no. Medical testing has improved a lot in 20 years and we are comfortable with the low false positive rate. While we are a family who prays, we don't believe that God would give us access to this knowledge if he wanted us to sit back with our hands over our eyes. So no, we are not simply going to sit back & pray that everything is ok. We are going to do the testing AND pray that everything is ok.
What are you going to do with your dogs when the baby comes? What if they eat her? ....... They are siberian huskies not wolves I think we can handle it thanks
Ugh, this is one of my biggest pet peeves. I really hate how some people think that our pets are disposable or that pet owners only get pets to fill some void until they have kids. I feel sorry for the person who says this to me about my cats, which I'm sure will happen at some point.
Agreed. Or when some know-it-all loudmouth tries telling me I'm going to want to give my pets away when LO comes along. I am so offended by the idea that I'd just give away my "babies" because I can't be bothered with juggling all of it. --------------------
An old lady at church said "well I guess this means your dog will be replaced!" False. It means our dog will have a new BFF to play with. Worst case scenario is that the dog licks the baby...OH NO.
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Married 7.28.2012 DD born 7.27.2014 BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
Being told that I should be eating more! I had a huge orange, coconut almond granola bar, bottle of juice, and a bowl of cottage cheese with pineapple. Would you like me to add a cupcake? An extra 300 calories is the equivalent of a snack a day!
Re: Really! Wacko advice
This may not be exactly advice but my boss did tell me this -
"The ultrasound probably wouldn't pick up if you were having twins because they would share the same heartbeat."
I kid you not. 8-|
Yeah. He's like Michael Scott except none of the charm.
"You're not supposed to be doing that!"
I was slowly jogging on a treadmill. I was like, 9 weeks pregnant.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I kid you not, a guy said this to me. He was an expert bc he had two kids with his ex wife. That's a whole new level of stupid if you ask me.
ETA..for some reason, this is rubbing me the wrong way, and really pissing me off. The more I think about it, the more I wanna throat punch him. What a asshat.
Uh oh. I wanted Jolly Ranchers to help with nausea and DH bought me a bag of just reds. My baby is in trouble.
And you are right, I can't button my shirts any more :-S
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She asked how I was sleeping and I said fine, but I miss sleeping on my back. She didn't know what I was talking about, so I explained that it's supposed to be best for your circulation if you sleep on your left side. Her reaction? "That's ridiculous. No one told me that when I was pregnant. I slept however I wanted." My response: "Well, that was a long time ago. Medical knowledge has changed since you were last pregnant." Her answer: "Listen, when I was pregnant, I read Dr. Spock, and then we found out he didn't have any kids, so there you go."
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An old lady at church said "well I guess this means your dog will be replaced!" False. It means our dog will have a new BFF to play with. Worst case scenario is that the dog licks the baby...OH NO.
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015