my ass...

DogfishHead · January 2014

...is scaring my DH. Seriously, my gas had never been this pungent before. And the smells just hangs there like Charlie Brown's cloud.

AmandaR204 · January 2014

Pregnant farts should be respected. Your DH doesn't need to fear them, but accept and embrace them.

AngelicaMCoffel · January 2014

Last night my husband said his eyes were watering... It's only in the evening that I get rediculously gassy and I'll tell you wat it was awful... My dog wouldn't even sit next to me... Is gas x a no no??? Cause I couldn't stand it myself... Then this morning the smell of a fart woke me out of my sleep... There's no telling who it was from but i thought the dog pooped or something it was an awful way to wake up lol

chusum · January 2014

I haven't had horrible gas, just random (like when I blow my nose or bend over) non smelly farts pop out.

Maggie-Moo · January 2014

My gas appears to subsided, for now....

I would finish the sentence "my ass itches like a MF!" I don't know why, but the top of it is itchy as anything. I don't know if it is the dry air or what, but I sit on the couch at night scratching my butt, and after 10 mins, DH asks WTF. I don't know, but it is crazy itchy!

icaughtfire · January 2014

My husband is terrified also, and has every reason to be. This gas is no joke.

MrsLaLaBug · January 2014

AmandaR204 said:
Pregnant farts should be respected. Your DH doesn't need to fear them, but accept and embrace them.

DED.

Rnmischele · January 2014

Me too! That should have been the first sign to myself! Seriously, toxic.

iam3jenn · January 2014

Love it! This cracked me up!

SocraTeaseMe · January 2014

I ripped one before I got my BFP and my husband looked at me and said "You're pregnant." He remembers these little treasures from round one. =((

LTMama · January 2014

I had to send some of these comments to my DH. He was teasing me the other day and I insisted it was a pregnancy symptom, but he seems to think I made that up lol.

gingerkid9989 · January 2014

MermaidsMagic said:
I scared my dog with the earthquake I caused tthis morning. I was so glad my h was asleep.

My only goal when I fart is to scare/disturb my dogs. They fart on me all the time so pay back is a bitch!!

Meganz927 · January 2014

OMG I totally just laughed out loud, this has totally been me the last couple of days. Like where did this gas come from, not to mention the putrid smell. I thought I was the only one. I totally Dutch ovened my DH and when he lifted the sheets it hit him. The sound of him pushing the air out of his nose made me laugh so hard all I could say to him was "WINNING" oh what good laugh. But serious I hope this subsides quickly!

Jennsalcedo · January 2014

I can totally relate on every level. Reading this just gave me a fit of giggles. I've been experiencing the same including some crazy gas -pain. The things no one tells us about pregnancy! I had to google it last night to be sure nothing is wrong with me. I keep thinking how un-ladylike pregnancy seems to be. I'm so glad we have an outlet for these things.

Texasgurly0313 · January 2014

I accidentally crop dusted my coworkers the other day. I was walking by, and my ass decided that was the perfect time to let loose. I was so embarrassed, and they all knew it was me, but didn't say anything.

kylaann1 · January 2014

OMG! My farts could gag a maggot. It's slightly embarrassing.

ELL31310 · January 2014

OK this thread is seriously making my laugh so hard I'm actually crying!

DH learned last time to ask if I feel better instead of gagging and holding his shirt over his face. I got upset at him and told him if I acted that way he would be upset and get really embarrassed, I told him I can't help it and it hurts if I don't let it out. So now he does a good job hiding his disgust and asks "do you feel better"? every time lol.

ashleyb1114 · January 2014

moose0512 said:

I don't have the farts I have the belches ....can't even call them a burp they are so horrific! It is very embarrassing. Also when they are bad that's how I know when I am going to puke.

I have the farts AND belches. I have scared my DD more than once with really loud burps.

elisemays · January 2014

My gas and bloating has been totally out of control too! I told my husband it's his karma for all the years I've dealt with it.

GabbyCat13 · January 2014

OMG!!! I laughed all the way through the comments. For whatever reason I get really embarrassed about these things- the farting not the burps. But, I have it too.

kenshiela · January 2014

Its now a Fart Fest for me vs DH! :-\"

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