Lo has been intrested on whatever I am drinking/ eating, so he keeps grabbing on it, something sucessfully gets it, rather than throwing the squished food away I hurry grab it out of his hand and eat it, and then of course wash his hands. Same with drinks he likes to add baby hand flavor
I thought I was going to get a level 2-3 tear yesterday trying to push out the most asymetrical jagged oddly shaped turd ever. Seriously, what is wrong with me!? Why can't I have normal banana shaped turds...no, instead it's like crapping a durian.
LO and I were having a kissy fight (I try to kiss both of his cheeks back and forth really fast while he flops his head around to try and block me) and I ended up with his tongue in my mouth.
So I have a partner in the car at work. We were walking back to car and I let one rip outside thinking I'd be in the clear. Nope, it followed me and it smelled up the car. I was so embarrassed. Luckily I work with men and he just laughed but it was awful. Dang you chipotle!!
LO and I were having a kissy fight (I try to kiss both of his cheeks back and forth really fast while he flops his head around to try and block me) and I ended up with his tongue in my mouth.
I got spit up on this morning playing this game. I'm just glad she got my face and not in my mouth.
I don't know if its the dry air, or some kind of chemical change in my body, but my nose is full of some SERIOUS boogies as of late....I can feel them every morning, and spend a good ten min clearing them out....ugh
I put LO in is usual position to fart and poop yesterday. I got a fart, then I did some presses on his tummy to get some more. Each time I pressed it, I got a little toot. I cracked myself up.
I don't know if its the dry air, or some kind of chemical change in my body, but my nose is full of some SERIOUS boogies as of late....I can feel them every morning, and spend a good ten min clearing them out....ugh
Add me to this list. Remember Gak?? That's what came out of my nose this morning.
Yesterday I finally pooped after not going for a couple days. LO was in the bathroom with me and she started pooping too. It was awesome! I couldn't stop laughing.
This is me too! I hate it. I usually have pretty good skin and I will have a small zit every now and then, but it's like an army of zits and they've decided to set up base camp.. On my face.
Had my stupid annual gyno appt this morning. I leaked all over the damn gown. Thankfully it wasn't paper this time around so it didn't break open like it did at my last visit.
My first PP AF is brutal. Day 4, and it's super dark- like almost black. It's disgusting.
Married DH : 7/7/12; 3 fur babies (2 dogs and 1 cat) DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18 FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
Our whole house had the gi bug today. I have been covered in snot and vomit for most of the day and we have gone through numerous rolls of toilet paper. Luckily we are all starting to feel better.
Had my stupid annual gyno appt this morning. I leaked all over the damn gown. Thankfully it wasn't paper this time around so it didn't break open like it did at my last visit.
Ha! When I had mine a couple months ago, I started squirting when she did my breast exam. Whoops!
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Had my stupid annual gyno appt this morning. I leaked all over the damn gown. Thankfully it wasn't paper this time around so it didn't break open like it did at my last visit.
DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18
FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
My TMI, I take way to much pleasure in picking my boogers & LO's boogers. Why does it give me so much satisfaction?
@katies7 we might need to add kegel exercises - I think those help?
Sigh. I never thought I'd complain about a small vagina.