Being a Mom Means...

watuzzigal · January 2014

Sometimes being a mom means...

watuzzigal · January 2014

... walking around the Costco parking lot with your nipple exposed after an in-the-car breastfeeding session.

Edit to add the missing words.

lizziebooper · January 2014

Going out in public and realizing you have an or all baby bodily fluids on your shirt and just shrugging your shoulders and saying meh whatever I am a mom and if I change every time I get a little nose goop or spit up on me I would run out of shirts in a hurry.

emmy236 · January 2014

Being able to tell what time it is and be within 15 mins simply by counting the number of times you've pumped that day and by how full (or not) your boobs are.

Schell2013 · January 2014

Taking on the phone, cooking supper, cleaning the house and feeding the baby all while catching up on missed tv shows.

huzzahuzza · January 2014

Allowing your students to research the science of farts because you're too tired to come up with lesson plans for the day...

c-elizabethf · January 2014

coffeeandbooks · January 2014

When getting a booger out of someone else's nose seems like a totally normal thing to do.

CNJ4EVA · January 2014

Sometimes being a Mom means, actin' a straight up fool in hopes of seeing a smile.

MOMama987 · January 2014

when you don't even flinch when another kid at daycare drools all over the arm of your coat, because your own kid sneezed with a mouthful of mangoes all over you just a little while beforehand.

nbatchen · January 2014

Sometimes just getting a shower makes it a really good day!

pnutg · January 2014

You almost forget what it's like to leave the house without another human attached to you.

Boo0512 · January 2014

Going from crying and asking your baby why they hate you and won't let you sleep to cuddling/kissing/hugging and laughing with the gremlin in under 2 minutes.

LaxMOM44 · January 2014

Finally having a legitimate irrefutable excuse not to have sex!

Kissimi21 · January 2014

Humming lullabies in the middle of a store or worse, to cart of groceries while rocking it back and forth without realizing you're doing it.

huzzahuzza · January 2014

Being judged for a 5 second time period when you put your glasses on your baby...

Schell2013 · January 2014

huzzahuzza said:
Being judged for a 5 second time period when you put your glasses on your baby...

Add me to the picture of my glasses on my baby club. FTR they were sunglasses and it was cute.

kmcd23 · January 2014

only having time for your friends on the interwebz, because they're up when you are.

LaxMOM44 · January 2014

Peeing while singing the wheels on the bus as loud as you can so te baby in the jumperoo in the next room doesn't lose her shit.

watuzzigal · January 2014

Leaving the house with a sweet potato handprint over your boob--and not knowing it til you get back.

PumpkinAndThePeanut · January 2014

You buy 4-packs of those little bottles of wine you get on airplanes because you can't finish a regular bottle of wine before it goes bad.

And I also find myself rocking the grocery cart back and forth. And bouncing up and down while standing, even at work with no baby in sight.

watuzzigal · January 2014

^^yes! ... constantly rocking, bouncing, shaking hips no matter where I am, whether holding her or not.

Kissimi21 · January 2014

Buying hair dye based on whether or not it takes 10 minutes to apply. Who the hell has 30 free minutes?

Hearing a baby cry in public and simultaneously feeling like you've won the lottery because it's not your baby freaking out, and bad for the poor mom who is dealing with the melt down.