I'm all over this today. DS1 has been yelling since 4am that he is "all done night night." He went to bed at like 9:30 last night (which is waaay past toddler bedtime). WTF kid, go back to sleep.
I have another...WTF sister. You're just 5 wks pregnant and already talking about being induced early so you can start fall classes!? I get that your financial aid depends on it but it's not worth it!! I kept my mouth shut...her baby her body after all. Maybe I should refer her to TB & let her BMB flame her for it.
WTF close friend? Stop asking DH and I to do last minute stuff for you- if you need someone to feed your dogs, let them out, etc give us some notice. It's not as easy as before where we could just "run by" really quick.
I posted separately about this yesterday, but WTF LO? Why must you refuse to go back to sleep for 2-3 hours after a MOTN feeding? I wish I knew what changed from when you zonked right back out (or those blissful 2.5 weeks when you STTN). Help me help you!
ETA: I have more: WTF self? It feels like I'm coming down with a cold, probably due to sleep deprivation the last few days.
WTF snow? We got blanketed last night, schools are closed, but DH had to drive 1.5 hours to go to a training session for work. I was hoping he'd get to stay home with us today!
WTF LO I know you like to hang out with Mommy and Daddy, but why do you want to do it at all hours of the night? We are tired, and thanks for teasing us by STTN for a week only to be up every few hours now. We love you, but please go back to bed!
WTF body?! Thanks for surprising me with a lovely cold sore yesterday. Ugh. The home remedy my mom gave me works great but it leaves my lip stained this weird yellow tint that not even lipstick can cover up well. Yuck. Ugh. and Oy.
WTF husband. Why can't you pee with the toilet seat up like a normal man! Your about as tall as a giant which means it splatters all over the seat and then guess who sits in it?? DISGUSTING! I will never EVER complain about a seat left up in the house.
Also WTF weather....yesterday it was 60 degrees....today is 20...if your going to make me experience this kind of cold at least give me some pretty snow to look at!
Wtf cats?! Who obsessively licks an elliptical? What's wrong with you? Now I have to keep the bedroom shut too? If you don't start behaving I'm sticking you all in the fridge!
WTF baby girl. I love that you can roll onto your belly now but please remember how to roll back over. Flipping you to your back 30 times per night after you get stuck is not fun.
Wtf LO. I know your hands are fun and grabbing things is awesome but my hair, my eye and my lip should not be included in the list if fun things to grab.
And along with that. Wtf LO's nails. I swear I cut them two days ago and they are already little razors again.
WTF....MOTN hives! Go away! You keep me up more than LO does and that's pretty bad! Though on a good note...she was ONLY up 3 times last night compared to the usual 5-7!
WTF son. You've been STTN and spoiling mommy. Last night you woke up twice, and stayed up from 1:30-5. Mommy gets up for the day at 4:45. Don't do this anymore, please. It's hard to work with no sleep.
WTF LO stop growing up so fast. Don't you know you have all the time in the world to crawl and sit up. Your not even six months yet! Mom is so proud of you but please baby girl slow down!!
wtf LO.. Who has a poop explosion at 4am?! You do.. Then are wide awake after that. DS has been singing a Thomas song since 5, and I want to shove a sock in H's mouth to stop him from snoring. Plus, wtf bed... You suck. I like my back, don't make it hurt so much.
wtf Tim hortons.. Why can't you be right across the street
OH. Wtf dream. I felt something moving up and down in my stomach.. Told H I was pregnant and it was a baby. Then you start coming through my stomach, feet first. Reminded me of the movie alien except it was a 10 lb baby
wtf body?! Why are you so tired and sore and weird and headachy?! I swear that if I didn't have a pg test + the IUD I would think I was in my first trimester all over again. I am beyond exhausted, much like this time last year.
wtf winter?! Go away. I think it's the fact I just want to be outside with LO, but -4 isn't really my style.
WTF DH. You know I am going to be giving the baby a bath in the morning, yet you pile all the clothes that are already on hangers in the tub....less than 1ft away from the closet...Why did you not just hang them up!
@jbean1325 and @rk125 - I know, huh? I'm a twatapotamus. My dad owns a time share and we get to go to one of the islands every year. Otherwise, I don't think we could afford an actual vacation at all.
Ironically, it is 70 degrees here today and it is 78 in Hawaii, so I probably won't appreciate the sunshine as much as I usually do. I can't wait to be a lazy whale on the beach with my babies.
I feel like a poop for complaining about anything when I have a fancy vacation looming.
@jbean1325 and @rk125 - I know, huh? I'm a twatapotamus. My dad owns a time share and we get to go to one of the islands every year. Otherwise, I don't think we could afford an actual vacation at all.
Ironically, it is 70 degrees here today and it is 78 in Hawaii, so I probably won't appreciate the sunshine as much as I usually do. I can't wait to be a lazy whale on the beach with my babies.
I feel like a poop for complaining about anything when I have a fancy vacation looming.
WTF LO, I get you completely asleep in my arms and when I set you down in the bassinet LITERALLY 2.3 seconds later (we timed it) you are screaming. WhyTF do you hate the bassinet all of a sudden?
Again, WTF LO, why is bedtime now suddenly a 2 hour battle each night?! And it's not like you're just fussy, you are actually screaming like a banshee with tears in your eyes. After you go to sleep has been when I get mommy time, but I can't have that when it takes you 2 hours to go to sleep. I NEED SOME MOMMY TIME!!!
WTF Amtrak! Your train is running 30 min late then I get on and it's Standing Room Only. And then your vents are blowing cold air and you tell us the doors are frozen shut on one side of the train! I just want to get home to my LO! WTF!
Re: W. T. F.
I kept my mouth shut...her baby her body after all. Maybe I should refer her to TB & let her BMB flame her for it.
ETA: I have more: WTF self? It feels like I'm coming down with a cold, probably due to sleep deprivation the last few days.
WTF snow? We got blanketed last night, schools are closed, but DH had to drive 1.5 hours to go to a training session for work. I was hoping he'd get to stay home with us today!
WTF LO I know you like to hang out with Mommy and Daddy, but why do you want to do it at all hours of the night? We are tired, and thanks for teasing us by STTN for a week only to be up every few hours now. We love you, but please go back to bed!
And along with that. Wtf LO's nails. I swear I cut them two days ago and they are already little razors again.
Though on a good note...she was ONLY up 3 times last night compared to the usual 5-7!
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
wtf Tim hortons.. Why can't you be right across the street
OH. Wtf dream. I felt something moving up and down in my stomach.. Told H I was pregnant and it was a baby. Then you start coming through my stomach, feet first. Reminded me of the movie alien except it was a 10 lb baby
Sleep. I need it.
*I feel like a douche bitching about anything when I am leaving for Kauai in a few days, but I am exhausted.
Ironically, it is 70 degrees here today and it is 78 in Hawaii, so I probably won't appreciate the sunshine as much as I usually do. I can't wait to be a lazy whale on the beach with my babies.
I feel like a poop for complaining about anything when I have a fancy vacation looming.
I'm super jealous! Have a great time!
WTF LO, I get you completely asleep in my arms and when I set you down in the bassinet LITERALLY 2.3 seconds later (we timed it) you are screaming. WhyTF do you hate the bassinet all of a sudden?
Again, WTF LO, why is bedtime now suddenly a 2 hour battle each night?! And it's not like you're just fussy, you are actually screaming like a banshee with tears in your eyes. After you go to sleep has been when I get mommy time, but I can't have that when it takes you 2 hours to go to sleep. I NEED SOME MOMMY TIME!!!